Adam Willey

what in the H-E-double-hockey-sticks is going on

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

Catch me bringing chip clips on all my tinder dates

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

@elkoolmax Thank you! I still think you’re weak though

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

@elkoolmax That’s just because you’re weak 🤨

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

@elkoolmax @twerpjuice

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

@elkoolmax @twerpjuice That statement would be much more believable if max hadn’t just drank a full gallon of stupid juice and then run over an puppy in his car

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

@elkoolmax @twerpjuice Mostly just reminding max that his dumbass roommates follow him on Twitter

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

Been telling people this for days and nobody believed me

[oskbosk @oskar84834215]

Bottled water is the original high
#thirdtweet

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

La croix is just a virgin white claw

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

My mom:
Anything interesting happen at work today?

Me:
I face planted while trying to ride a folding table

My mom:
What

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

Me when its 12:00 on a weekday and I can finally leave school after 4 hours of doing basically nothing

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

🙏🏼sacred 😌inner 🏃🏻‍♂️journey 🌸blossom ✨freestyle

[subway artist @knuth_ben]

I kept trying to post this on ig but they kept copyrighting it, RIP🤧😥

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

@knuth_ben @GSassassin2019 Lowkey

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

Lydian is stoned at a John Mayer concert and Phrygian is stoned at a megadeth concert. Only guitar guys will understand

[Kyle ツ @Kxroach]

The next party someone has should be 70’s themed

[dylan @dylan_gre]

for anyone who pleads to be a liberal; the next time you say all conservatives are close minded ask yourself if you opened yourself to their ideas

[Adam Willey @AdamWilley12]

@shawnicortez Lets agree to disagree

[Zuckles @zuckles]

I feel like an out of date amphibian