Adam 🍉🍉🍉

I make jokes when I feel vulnerable 🌍🇿🇦

[Adam 🍉🍉🍉 @Adam_Buch]

Nobody:

Me to myself: the fuck you doing?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do I love sleep? yes.
do I go to sleep on time? no.

[100 @yh_me2]

come over. I promise my philosophy makes more sense in person

[100 @yh_me2]

I only socialize for research purposes

[Adam 🍉🍉🍉 @Adam_Buch]

As many as he gd wants to😤

[carly 🚀🍂 @narliebirds]

how many times is Ryan Gosling gonna play a stunt driver with a cool jacket

[xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze]

odysseus when the Trojan horse designed to trick and destroy Troy, tricks and destroys Troy

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[100 @yh_me2]

despite my consistent contact with grass, I’m still like this

[Alper Üçok @AlperUcok]

Meanwhile, Germany's public TV broadcast ZDF...

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[$ @jxtsummer]

does anyone know what to do. like in general

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

Doing drugs and watching cinema

[Adam 🍉🍉🍉 @Adam_Buch]

@Seraphinaf5 71, including the original man

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

when you slip a little in the shower and you know you died in your original reality but the quantum immortality kicked in so it's chill

[Adam 🍉🍉🍉 @Adam_Buch]

@MrBeast 1000000 (1 million pennies) equals 10000 dollars

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still CANNOT believe humans were gifted a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war.

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” yeah well im gonna watch The Odyssey in IMAX

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

i open and close twitter like its a fridge