Adam Ferson

Am I meant to insert my CV here or...

[Adam Ferson @Adam_Ferson]

@jennyelwooduk @orlacsm If you took the force that the joke went over your head at; and put it toward wind turbines, Attenborough would be out of a job.

[Hasbulla @Hasbulla]

Khabib took your soul. I'll take the rest.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is a beautiful composition

[JOE.ie @JOEdotie]

Created legends 🙌

[Adam Ferson @Adam_Ferson]

How much time would we save as a species, per year; if everyone agreed to piss sitting down?

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

When’s ITV issuing an apology for covering up what Phillip Schofield was doing with the young runner, the young lad he’d been working on for years.

The damage controll they created to protect their brand that had the nation supporting him coming out when the truth was much darker!

No apology? Want to borrow my turtle neck? 🤣

[Adam Ferson @Adam_Ferson]

Nahhh 😂😂😂😂

[Jason Williams @jasoneg33]

How much you wanna bet that Mike doesn't know that Hasbulla is grown 😂

[Marion Langford 🌠💙🇺🇦 @LallyLangford]

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when you’re on the aux in the car and your weird music favourites accidentally start playing

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

We have descended in to the deep mourn state, no paper allowed in public, only heavy weeping, or Porkmarkets will have you kneecapped.

I’ll be going into more detail on the protests and Tory madness in coming days but for now, there’s this…

I’ll avoid tunnels for a few days.

[Adam Ferson @Adam_Ferson]

Up Derry, up to ya knees.

[The GAA @officialgaa]

Paul Cassidy extends the lead for @Doiregaa with a superb finish into the top corner.

[Paddy Andrews @PaddyAMetis]

Note to self. Do not give “cost of living” update while sitting on solid gold throne.

[Adam Ferson @Adam_Ferson]

This can't be real what the fuck 😅

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

she deleted it now but it must be preserved as a time capsule for future generations

[shitlondonguinness @shitlondonguinn]

can’t explain this one I have to admit

[Adam Ferson @Adam_Ferson]

We don't want the Oscars, we want the live action remake of this.

[Chloe McPeake @ChloeMcPeake]

No one:

The evening:

[Adam Ferson @Adam_Ferson]

Just comes out of nowhere with gold everytime 😂😂

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful

[One Piece Memes @DailyOPMemes]

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