Adam Maris

Father, Blade, ex sniffer Dog handler, occasional binge drinker, former Miss Lanzarote 2002

[Adam Maris @Adam_Maris]

Terrible scenes in Paris as we have to endure Michael Owen talking for 15 minutes longer than planned.

[Cal_SCFC @cal_scfc]

Danny Murphy with a bizarre piece of commentary

[Dal 🎥 @Dal_3D]

So @BBCNews as the RSPCA rep said "dogs are under our control" you do realise a dog in the Thames behind brings a duck back in its mouth, it escapes and it goes after it again?
#BadOwner

[Adam Maris @Adam_Maris]

Fair play to Micah Richards trying to raise our spirits by doing his post match analysis wearing Gabby Logan’s jacket

[Adam Maris @Adam_Maris]

Scotland can do much better than Clarke. Picked a shite squad and picking shite teams at the tournament. That Dykes wouldn’t get a game in the sunday leagues and he’s playing in front of Shankland.

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[The Beak of Beak Street 🏆 🏆 🏆 @CFO4TAG]

Fulham Ultras have gathered at Craven Cottage to pay tribute to Marco Silva who has announced he is leaving #ffc

[Adam Maris @Adam_Maris]

@njks1889 @dannyhall04 Been supporting us long, pal? 🤣

[Adam Maris @Adam_Maris]

I love Dave Allen but can we leave him be now? That was sad to watch.

[Adam Maris @Adam_Maris]

Wilder channeling his inner HBK

[Adam Maris @Adam_Maris]

No sound on ITV because Ian Wright’s hat is too loud?

[Adam Maris @Adam_Maris]

@LeeWoodhouse00

[Football Fights @Footballfights]

Meanwhile at Cheltenham... 🐴🙈

[Adam Maris @Adam_Maris]

Like death becomes her this #BRITAwards

[Adam Maris @Adam_Maris]

@FaulMcPartney https://t.co/UuBw7CnUVm

[Zeadbat @zeadbat]

Fire #sufc #twitterblades

[Football Fights @Footballfights]

Droylsden Assistant manager unleashing a vicious right-hook yesterday 🙈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Charlie Reynolds @cwjreynolds]

The rest is from selling those little puddings in supermarkets presumably

[SP @sspencerukk]

Kelly Osbourne’s dartboard that

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

When VAR was first mooted, all fans thought it would be for when that forward was two yards offside. Or when that defender punched the ball off the line.
Not for this computer dominated, mathematical, slide rule, new rules bureaucracy.
Football got hijacked by office workers.

[Hibernian Football Club @HibernianFC]

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍.