Adam Rosenbaum

Painfully midwestern. Usually tweeting (yeah tweeting) about food or how much my teams suck.

[Adam Rosenbaum @Adam_Rosenbaum]

I’m so glad these emeril videos are resurfacing. That man was a god on the italian side of my family and I wish I was old enough to be in that audience. BAM 🇮🇹

[Adam Rosenbaum @Adam_Rosenbaum]

@NickFatCat RIP sam neill

[Adam Rosenbaum @Adam_Rosenbaum]

I had my wife pull the car over to take a photo of this cloud that I thought looked like a spinosaurus from jurassic park 3 and turns out I’m both right and slightly autistic

[Chris @citehchris]

a walkable city is not enough i need it to also have an imax 70mm theater and a really old bowling alley

[Adam Rosenbaum @Adam_Rosenbaum]

It’s a bad night to be fried fish

[Adam Rosenbaum @Adam_Rosenbaum]

My 16 month old smeared our bath mat with muffins and ate a fly today, in case anybody was wondering how that stage was going

[Adam Rosenbaum @Adam_Rosenbaum]

Life is really testing my weight loss program by tanking the air quality and removing salad from the menu

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Thinking about football.

[Adam Rosenbaum @Adam_Rosenbaum]

It felt amazing to be around a bunch of families listening to emo music at the local fest tonight. Move over boomers. We’re bored of summer of 69 and it’s time for ohio is for lovers.

[Adam Rosenbaum @Adam_Rosenbaum]

I promise I will never complain about a roughing the passer call ever again. This is the most overblown sports story I’ve ever seen…..

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Belgium has been granted the right to appeal against FIFA’s decision to suspend the one-game ban handed to USMNT star Folarin Balogun, less than 24 hours before the team’s round of 16 match vs. the United States, per The Athletic.

The Belgian federation said it was “astonished” by FIFA’s decision to suspend the ban for a period of one year and the Royal Belgian Football Association (RBFA) responded that the move was in “direct contradiction” of the competition regulations and said it is exploring “all potential options.”

[White Castle @WhiteCastle]

The founding fathers wanted me to eat an entire Crave Case on my own

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Almost Heaven. 🇺🇸

[Adam Rosenbaum @Adam_Rosenbaum]

BLAST THE JOHN DENVER 🇺🇸

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Adam Rosenbaum @Adam_Rosenbaum]

There’s nothing like the cubs getting white hot around the 4th of july

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

RT for a chance to win one of these draft hats SIGNED by Caleb Wilson & Dailyn Swain 👀

[Adam Rosenbaum @Adam_Rosenbaum]

Caleb crazy in chicago 👀 🔴

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The USA right now

[ABC News @ABC]

McDonald’s is bringing back fried apple pies for the first time in more than three decades to honor America’s 250th birthday. https://t.co/htajMCvqpW