Adam Vafides

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Current top 10 football teams in America.

1 Dolphins
2 Niners
3 Eagles
4 Georgia
5 Michigan
6 Bills
7 Yankton High Bucks (South Dakota)
8 James Madison
9 Air Force
10 Niceville Eagles (Florida)

[Adam Vafides @Adam_Vaf]

@harrylylesjr Eddie Perez

[G @stevensongs]

two dudes wearing Tesla caps just rolled up and knocked my Quiznos sandwich out of my hand and yelled "This is Twitter country!" do you see what hell you've wrought, @elonmusk?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Rules for thee but not for me….Id get out of nyc and go to Florida too

[Adam Vafides @Adam_Vaf]

@ClubProGuy I just proposed to my girlfriend and she said YES! What is it about a 7 handicap that women can't resist?

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

"Very few people care how you played, and those who do, wish you would have played much worse." - CPG

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

First tee #nerves is your body's way of saying you have no business playing in this golf tournament.

[Club Pro Guy @ClubProGuy]

Does this mean we can touch the flagsticks now or not quite yet?

[Adam Vafides @Adam_Vaf]

@BarstoolBigCat are you Matt Moore?

[Adam Vafides @Adam_Vaf]

@CutterandBuck @ClubProGuy Am I too late for a medium??

[Adam Vafides @Adam_Vaf]

@FantasyTipsNow @tthasselbeck Do I start Kirk Cousins or Dak? "I don't like that"

[Adam Vafides @Adam_Vaf]

@FantasyTipsNow Do I start Golden Tate or Travis Benjamin? Happy Sunday and go Pats! @tthasselbeck

[Adam Vafides @Adam_Vaf]

@ESPN_FFN Do I start Golden Tate or Travis Benjamin? Go Pats! @tthasselbeck

[Adam Vafides @Adam_Vaf]

@littlecaesars The location near me told me that they've discontinued the stuffed crust deep dish....say it ain't sooooo!!!

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

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[DraftKings @DraftKings]

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[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

New # 1 on list of favorite lunatics: Aggressively hostile mock draft chat room guy. Pull yourself together, bro. This is a FAKE fake team

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I can't believe Obama cancelled Mother's Day.