The-Fat-Penguin

Tell the truth or doubt forever.

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

Same.

[altpress @AltPress]

.@twentyonepilots takes home the Skully for Artist of the Year presented by @MonsterEnergy 💀🎉 #APMAS

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

@JoshWhitmoreUK Wouldn't I be put on the naughty list if I did that though?

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

@JoshWhitmoreUK I ain't on the naughty list, it was a bit of fun

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

@JoshWhitmoreUK Don't be jealous of my one night stand with Santa!

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When you shout FOODS HERE to make it seem like you're not alone #ICryEverytime #ThanksForTheFood #IDoHaveFriendsISwear

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

@KidCudi tours*

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

@KidCudi will you be doing any UK yours in the near future?

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When a giant beanstalk appears in your garden overnight #TheyWereJustBakedBeans #ImInALotOfShit #LetsClimbAndSeeWhereItTakesUs

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When Henry attacks you with that screw #YouKnowYourFucked #BatteredByAHoover #GoHenry

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When you have no friends so you start making up some #ImHangingWithTessa #DontNeedFriends #INeedALife

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When School of Rock comes on TV, you must watch it #DontDisobey #GreatFilm #Leg-End

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When people's deaths in movies make you cry #ICryEveryTime #WhyWouldYouKillThemThough #NeedToStop

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When you realise your whole life's been a lie and your actually a spork #SpoonAndForkInOne #UsefulTools #LivingALie

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When you get mixed in with some inconsiderate gangs #ThisIsntMyWar #IJustWantedSomeEggs #AnyStathomFilmEver

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When your eyesight falls apart just like your life #DisasterStrikes #ICantSee #OneEyedPete

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When you find a dollar in your jeans that you forgot you had #ThatWasANiceSurprise #ItFeelsLikeChristmas #ThankYouToMyself

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When you and Santa have a one night stand #NoRegrets #HeReallyWasBig #HeAteMyCookies

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When you marry too young #WhyDidIDoThat #IMarriedCartoonNetwork #ThisWasAMistake

[The-Fat-Penguin @Adam_White96]

When you eat too much food and feel like you're gonna explode #NoPlease #HoldOn #IDidntAskForThis