Adam the first

parody account for Adam

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

why cant i just fly all over the place liek birds do# still cant spell #love

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

coco beasn are terribel # need something more

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

when eve comes and hands me flowers i try eating them if only there was something better

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

when i saw a shark # no more swimming for me

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

i hope ever one in the 20th century loves each other

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

when i found penguins

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

this cute girl name evee keeps talking to me #CRUSHING

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

why cant god see me ? OR can he !!!! ! !! ! !! dun dun duHHHHHH

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

i feeeeeeel so bad for ever one who has to eat pigs there so muddy
😍😂😋

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

whats ife like without god # all animals

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

broooooooooooooo i total invented this thing called swag!!!!! The OG

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

no matter waht happends god has me @god

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

Sill tweeting for no reason but i like it # live

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

my god he made me i love him im the first ever https://t.co/8K3sPy23g3

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

# why are you girls just say bothering alway singing and dancing around in the garden

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

#new thing today i saw a huge white bird and it scared me half to death. #name i dont know what to call it maybe swan

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

I think snakes are soooooooooooo cute like this one always seems to be looking at me #no clue what to name it

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

life isn't far flies only live for like 20 mins

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

for some reason I want to go do something stupid! # eat it

[Adam the first @Adam_from_gen]

life has good points to it :) like when I found where a baby cat was living