AdamantlyMe

Twitch affiliate. Living proof that 10,000 hours doesn't make you a pro at games.

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@AstrahIRL Not all of us have wifi. Don't want to get sick from the 5G

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@AstrahIRL Wish I could say the same... /s

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@AstrahIRL The only journey that consistently makes me hungry

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@AstrahIRL Gandalf on ozempic would've killed me

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@AstrahIRL Mom, I need some paper bags to put over the windows for Christmas. Mrs. Jefferson keeps snooping around and I don't wanna catch a case.

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@AstrahIRL Say "I have to feed the baby" then go play deadlock ez

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@AstrahIRL I've seen you play shooters... Get expedition 33.

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@AstrahIRL Why do you know what toilet water tastes like

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@AstrahIRL Huh? What does that word mean incontinence I don't know it

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@AstrahIRL A nation of Pepsi drinkers could never hold me back

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@AstrahIRL Criticizing your country means you believe in its potential to be a better place for everyone. That's as integral to what America was built on as anything.

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@AstrahIRL Aww so cute. Happy Mother's Day!

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@AstrahIRL Yeah but what kind of turkey tho

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@AstrahIRL Please tell me you got this on video

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Gamer rage in 1954 be like:

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Tell me why I feel ethnically distinct from white people when I'm with Italians, but the second I walk into a Mexican restaurant I feel whiter than George fucking Washington

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Trying on my summer wardrobe and seeing what fits my 2025 body is a very humbling experience

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@itzEMPYRE This is the healthiest balance imo

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Took me until just this moment to realize how bizarre it is to trauma dump on a twitch stream. Can you imagine someone going to an NBA game, pulling LeBron James aside, and saying some shit like, "I don't want to talk about it, but March is a really hard month for me."