Adam

Girth of Burgess Hill

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

I'm here for a long time, not a good time #butters

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

Bros before ho's? Why?
Because Bros are there when yo ho is no mo

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

Hump day, more like pump day

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

16

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

Shit's Madagascar
When the monkeys made a poo scatter

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

Getting an abortion 'n' divorce at the same time they air support him

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

The head of Vincent Kompany is unreal

[Ardingly FC @Ardingly_FC]

First team put 5 past @AFCVarndean at home in their penultimate game of the season. 5-1 the final score with @Adamcorndog x2, @Matthewbareham, B Thring and H Naylor with the goals #AFC

[Ardingly FC @Ardingly_FC]

Ardingly 1st make a great comeback after trailing 4 - 1 late into the 2nd half. Game finishes 4 - 5 with goals from @Adamcorndog, a brace from @Brown_Chris1881 and a brace from @danfairhall4 who also picks up MoM. With 2 goals coming after the 90th minute #AFC

[Ardingly FC @Ardingly_FC]

First team put last weeks defeat behind them with a convincing 4-1 win away at @MVFC2s - M Sinfield, @Adamcorndog and H Naylor x2. @Adamcorndog MoM #AFC

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

Imagine if in a horror movie, a priest gets confused and performs a circumcision instead of an exorcism.

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

I love older women.
More keen, less likely to get pregnant.
Win - win.
#NoCondom

[Ardingly FC @Ardingly_FC]

First team with a big convincing 7-1 win vs @montyvilla2s - Goals from @Alexvannana x2, B Thring x2, @Adamcorndog, @baldock_luke and @leewalker03 who also picks up MoM #AFC

[Alex @AlexOeckenF]

I’m fine with girls going to the men’s toilets at busy bars, but do not stand behind me in the queue and question why I’m waiting for a cubicle. Obviously I’m waiting to lay a log you impatient slag.

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

@FootyAccums @AlexOecken Nonse

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

@AlexOecken Crap

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

Vincent Kompany was furious with that refereeing decision.

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

@AlexOecken @FootyAccums @btsportfootball My hero

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

@Arsenal @theowalcott @lukeymartin some swag goals on this. :(

[Adam @Adamcorndog]

@JODYHiGHROLLER @lukeymartin