Adam crocker

you know that weird looking guy you might see on the bus ...yeah i am nothing like that

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

Forty nine years on this planet, lie to me and tell me I'm still good looking

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

@HyapatiaLee The planet knows who needs care most

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

@HyapatiaLee They're checking up on you

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

That's a sign I can get behind

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

All these people following me and I got nothing to say

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

@nylalueeth_ Stunning

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

@AuntCunt Yeah, that's part of the job description

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

You ever wake up sore, bone spurs in my hips and arthritis in my legs and the freezing rain outside equals...

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

It's laundry day big fat whoop

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

Got told I was scared of women in charge. I told the lady,"as long as someone takes charge of it." Ladies if you're interested in the hassle you have my vote just be better than the morons trying to do it now.

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

Ageing right before your eyes

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

@Da1sea Kisses for your rose

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

@Sinestro_ca @HyapatiaLee It is flying

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

@AuntCunt Isn't that normal

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

@AuntCunt Ban hammer on standby, got it

[Adam crocker @Adamcrocker2]

@AuntCunt Oh sure rub my face in it