Adam Jones

Adam Jones

[Adam Jones @AdammmmJones]

my stepdad just met his friend he hasn't seen in like 20 years and the first thing he said was "did you pick up all of those tins off your kitchen floor?". who starts a conversation like that

[Adam Jones @AdammmmJones]

@hourly_shitpost im mailing them all my farts in a box after this

[Adam Jones @AdammmmJones]

urrrghnn. need 1 crunchy MnM. scratch that a handful.

[Adam Jones @AdammmmJones]

@piseka_ @starg1rllucy mind your own business

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@MrBeast 182,771

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people when you mention football golf for some reason

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@vamp1bella my mate alfie

[Adam Jones @AdammmmJones]

I just moved the corner of my blanket off of my phone screen because I didn't want it to be in my screenshot

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me after guessing my phones battery percentage before looking at it

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@evilmlsibyl @RevivedLotor typical old wives tale

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@horsetwting im going to hit you with a punch

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calling my sinuses congesticles from now on

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@VlRTUALBOY

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guess the song: bum. Bum bum bum bum bum. Bum. Bum. Bum bum bumbum bum bum bum bumbum.

[Adam Jones @AdammmmJones]

looked up Italian chocolate bread on Instagram 3rd video was someone being cut in half

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guys look

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@DiscussingFilm youre joking

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I just toilet bowl farted so loud it shook the bathroom door