“I need a PA/personal cleaner who has reflections like me; we should have the same reasoning. The person should be ready to f!ght if I get into a serious f!ght with anyone. He should also know every Burna Boy song, so whenever I go to a club, he can remind me not to vibe to it. His salary will be ₦100,000 monthly, and I will feed him one meal a day.”
— Speed Darlington, as he searches for a personal assistant/Cleaner