Adam

Happy go lucky guy, always speaks his mind.

🚨if offended easily then scroll on🚨

Tattoos.
Horror films.
Whiskey.
Big Boobs.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Just cleaned out my late dad's attic. He had 3 cases of porno mags and VHS tapes. I put the tapes in the recycling but I've been redistributing the magazines in hedges in the local park. Everyone deserves a little treat.

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@fesshole Giving back to community 👍👍👍

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@ArchRose90 That's the guy in charge? Fuck me, we are all doomed.

Looks like he'd throw his back out if he farted to hard.

Employ ex chefs as coppers, we love a scrap, good with our hands and can spot a crack head from 5 miles away.

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@MichaelLamberta That's a woman??? Well fuck a duck.

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@Vivek4real_ Happily stop the oxygen going into her lungs

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@fesshole Hell I would have pissed myself laughing at this, even if I needed to get off at that stop.

Karma is a bitch isn't

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@redpillb0t Nah you nonce, I'm pretty sure it's your jets and cars that do that.

Oh and 1998 called and wants they haircut back.

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@HJB_News__ I'm not paying taxes so some inbred family can reproduce a fucking cabbage.

Stop shagging your own family members you freaks

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@Avabelly__ Another shopping post. How many houses does one robot need.

Fuck off.

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@toadmeister Well when everyone's lost they jobs to ai and this arse trumpet is sat in his house laughing at us, we will know what to do.

And he will not enjoy it one little bit

[Adam @Adamthechef]

Did I really just hear a advert about saving water, use a watering can instead of the hose.

You lot not noticed then huge data centres using BILLIONS of gallons of water?

Pricks!!

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@FarmingUK Absolutely fuck all to do with net zero, less meat and dairy is on the 2030 agenda, that is available on the internet if you look for it.

This prick is just a puppet and mouth piece for the elites.

It's all about control, pure and simple.

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@HonestFrank Well you have the

Cardboard tax
Bread tax
Milk tax
Coffee tax
Eating in tax
Pork tax
Farting in a shop tax
Tax tax.

So probably about 18.99

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@iluminatibot Bill gates wants you dead that's why

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@JChimirie66677 You just know his employees slag him off down the pub after a shift.

He's just as bent as the rest of them.

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@MediaSOI The fuck is that a woman......... seriously!!!!!

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@GeneralMCNews When you say "scientists" you mean the elites yeah.

Or rather bill "bellend" gates.

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@SeddSezz Morrisons is like the retarded cousin of supermarkets anyways.

[Adam @Adamthechef]

@GirlGiada @marksandspencer Yes because when the shop is shut, the real meat climbs out the packet and rubs itself over that vegan, chemical filled slop, then slides back in and seals the packet.