Adanne

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[Adanne @AdanneRoyalty]

The Holyspirit, my Ebenezer.

[Female Lawyer @KingEsene]

What manner of wickedness will make a person treat another person like this all bcos he is alleged to have stolen a phone? Even the police or any security agency for that matter is not allowed to treat a suspect like this notwithstanding their alleged offence.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Just a friendly reminder because social media will have you confused.

- Men need women.
- Women need men.
- 50/50, 100/0, 70/30 is cool - DO YOU!
- A cheater will cheat on anyone.
- Being single is fine if you're happy.
- There is nothing wrong with a 9-5.
- Health is wealth.
- Social Media is not real.

[Ana @Anathenumberone]

I found out I was pregnant on a Tuesday. I didn't tell anyone, not even my husband.

I'd been trying to surprise him for our anniversary that weekend. So I hid the test in my dresser and spent the next few days pretending everything was normal.

Then Friday morning came and my husband walked through the front door holding a tiny pair of baby socks. I just stood there staring at him.

I hadn't told a single person. He smiled and said "I know."
I asked him how.

[Adanne @AdanneRoyalty]

Why’s my own abs taking so long nauuuuu😢

[iJosh🃏 @KingiJosh]

May Vs July

If you like, give up👍

[Sophia🧚🏽‍♀️💞 @sophia_bambe]

Situationship una. Let me see you with someone else first.

[African Queen 💀 @WunmiWonka]

As opposed to?

I mean if you don’t come from money or your parents aren’t going to pay, where’s the money supposed to come from?

[aether @bluewdrift]

You need boredom. A lot of it. Start by going on walks without music. No stimulation. No distractions of any kind. If you learn to sit with your own thoughts, for long enough, in time they will start serving you. You'll start having ideas once again. You'll start developing an extreme sense of clarity that will shift you into the next stage of your life. All by being bored, which is pretty insane.

[NNANYELUGO 🦅🇦🇫🇦🇫 🇦🇫 @chuks_nadia]

My crush from 2008 WhatsApp me out of the blue for financial assistance last year Christmas, I helped her.

She went AWOL
Turned up early this month or so, checking.

I just picked up my phone now and I'm seeing comprehensive lists of items with total sum. 😂😂😂

This is someone I wrote a love letter to in 2008 and she replied, calling me FOOLISH PIG 💔💔😩😩

[Adanne @AdanneRoyalty]

@joeys_sf Hi please trying to send a message

[Ayo @ayo_solace]

My cousin���s wife packages and sells kulikuli, she started recently, so sales never dey really move like that.

The lovely husband who plays football every two weeks around Surulere comes to the pitch with a full bag of kulikuli and sells to boys at the field, and he usually goes back home with an empty bag after football.

This is a simple act of service that money cannot buy.

[SIR HAFIZ ❈🔝 @_Muhammadhafz]

I was buying fruits this evening when one small boy tapped me and said,

“Oga, abeg borrow me ₦300 make I buy bread for my sister. We never chop since morning.”

I almost ignored him because Abuja is full of stories.

But something made me stop. I gave him ₦1,000 instead. As I was about leaving, the woman selling fruits called me back and said………………

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

“Why don’t women make the first move”

[Muna @Munalozy]

My coworker, Day 1: "Muna, I brought food for you."

Me: "Oh, thank you, but my wife packed enough food for me."

My coworker, Day 2: "Muna, I brought food for you."

Me: "Ah, thank you! But my wife will be joining me for lunch at XOXO."

Yes, we know some women pursue married men. But as a married man, it's your responsibility not to entertain or give unnecessary attention to anyone who isn't your wife.

We all know where those boundaries can lead if they're ignored.

A lot depends on what you're willing to tolerate and the boundaries you choose to keep as a married man who respects and values his wife.

[Aminah🧃 @Unusual_hijabi]

the kind beat wey my heart dey beat for this boy, even young john no fit produce am 😭

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

The person sleeping with your partner watching you brag about them online

[your boy Armani 🫂 @armanifeante]

With just 3000 naira you can be 22years old again

Go to the nearest high court in your area.

Ask for the affidavit center and when you get there

Tell them you want to declare your age and within few minutes you would get a stamped legal document stating that you are 22.

Cut out soda, bread, noodles and register for a running club and hit the gym

For just few hours work, you are now an MSc holder at 22. 😎

Age is a social construct!

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When I'm arguing with my friend and we Google it only to find out I'm wrong

[Adanne @AdanneRoyalty]

Remember bragging to someone recently that I can read Spanish properly now, he gave me a test online and I didn’t even get close to 10 correctly. 😂
But I’m always Accccing all my Spanish lessons

[Sydney Leroux @sydneyleroux]

I’ve been learning Spanish on Duolingo for months. MONTHS.. and I have realized I’ve been scammed.

Spanish commentator: 400 words in 5 seconds

Me: elefante

[Aliyahhhh @Aliyahbolanle]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

The person who said “absence makes the heart grow fonder” was definitely on some BS. If you like absent, na you sabi. My own heart grows fonder when we’re in close proximity.