Things I fuck with about Twitter:
No contact syncing
Nobody knows you checked their profile
Nobody knows when you’re online
Congratulations are so easy to say
Fastest place to know what’s happening in the world
You can bookmark privately
You can mute people without unfollowing
Random tweets can lead to real opportunities
Twitter gets on my nerves sometimes but I can’t lie, I fuck with it
-The bathroom floor is always dry.
-Your things remain the same way you left them.
-The peace and quiet to think and plan.
-You cook and eat whatever and whenever you like.
-Just being.
@iluv_papi Women who beat fellow women caught cheating with their men would always be very stupid in my books.
You have no business with her but your man‼️
I am about to start dropping comments like ‘I miss you', 'call me back' etc on random people’s posts with my business page. One way or another they must see me
A man went to the hospital for a small wound on his foot. It didn’t look serious. He was given some antibiotics and sent home.
Three days later, he was in the intensive care unit, unable to recognize his own family. Doctors said his organs were shutting down, one by one. The wound didn’t harm him. Something else did…