Adara Zullo

mother of moosen

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

We’re supposed to announce Logan and Deadpool will soon be the first R-rated movies on Disney+. But we all know some Disney movies should already be rated R for irreversible trauma.

[Adara Zullo @AdaraaZulloo]

@KurtKohlstedt $3000/month even has a half bath!

[Adara Zullo @AdaraaZulloo]

Don’t you just hate when one of your favorite songs becomes a TikTok sound bite? Yeah me either

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Overturning Roe and outlawing abortions will never make them go away.

It only makes them more dangerous, especially for the poor + marginalized.

People will die because of this decision. And we will never stop until abortion rights are restored in the United States of America.

[Avery Trufelman @trufelman]

millions of people are about to feel visceral fear and dread every single month while they wait to see if their period comes

[MLB @MLB]

Something special is happening in the Bronx.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

First to 40.

#RepBX

[Adara Zullo @AdaraaZulloo]

I just want Colin Farrell to wink at me, I’d be complete

[Adara Zullo @AdaraaZulloo]

That’s crazy…#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Adara Zullo @AdaraaZulloo]

There’s really something about a straight leg paint that screams “I’m a big girl now”

[Adara Zullo @AdaraaZulloo]

@crannemarie @juaniiiiiiito A thread? The glass for the speedometer likes to spark a tune from time to time

[Adara Zullo @AdaraaZulloo]

If I could catch a break that would be the tits

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Silo. He’s working on his entrances. They’re a little aggressive at the moment. Still 14/10

[Adara Zullo @AdaraaZulloo]

If you don’t have a work mom or dad, you have my permission to quit at your place of work and find a new one

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[Adara Zullo @AdaraaZulloo]

Is there a petition I can sign to make Carhartt good again?

[Adara Zullo @AdaraaZulloo]

I’m not sure who needs to hear this BUT if you don’t put flakey or sea salt on your chocolate chip cookies your moms a ho

[Adara Zullo @AdaraaZulloo]

Can someone make me those peanut butter cookies with the kiss in the middle… they’re better when you don’t make them