Daily Jokes

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Thats the second fastest way to piss me off.

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Hey there Delilah what's it like in rack city. I see 10s of 10s of 20s laying upon your tittys. Yes I do. No girl can twerk dat ass like you

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@ibag211s haha i know >.<
U be that cool mothafucka' that shares her shit ^_^ like the hookah. :) btw its at my house if u want it :P

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@ibag211s haha he got his ass eat by ur man either way ^_^ haha

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@ibag211s dont be stingy and retweet it lol

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@ibag211s lmao that shit was crazy. You were like she-hulk. Haha. I was like calm down "NO! Ima stab that bitch! GABI KILL! GABI SMASH!" LoL

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Never tell a woman to calm down when she's drunk... it's like baptizing a cat. It's just not gonna work. #lol #funny #joke

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Did you hear about the paper boy who was caught masturbating at work?
It’s………. all over the news #lol #funny #joke

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I've never done a single drug...
Usually I do 3 or 4 at a time.. #lol #funny #joke

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lets all take a minute to realize the lack of creativity in the word "fire place" #lol #funny #joke

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Always keep this in mind..
It's only racist if nobody laughs. #lol #funny #joke

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lets all take a minute to realize the lack of creativity in the word "fire place". #lol #funny #joke

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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's day..
because..no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.

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I went swimming in the Blàck Sea..... It stole my trunks. #joke #lol #funny #fuckmylife

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"Hey buddy, you got any non-alcoholic beer?"
"Yea, its over there, right next to the non-narcotic heroin." #funny #lol #joke

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Got drunk and did my taxes. I'm getting back a zillion dollars, 2 slaves and somehow the state of Rhode Island. This can't be right. #funny

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Attention. Attention. 👉👌🙀.. That is all.

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Fuck it. I tried.

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@ibag211s hit me up on FB