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@ABC7 Weird how right wingers are so susceptible to bullshit. It’s probably table salt. Remember in 2020 it was Starbucks Baristas putting maxi pads in their caramel macchiatos and shit like that? A burger at a busy drive thru was her being oppressed.

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You can’t get anymore native then this

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@drvinnyboombats I like to sit on my testicles so it hurts mater, make ls me feel alive.

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@JamarToombs God speed.

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@JamarToombs @jefbrr We do in fact, love to hear it.

And? It happened the day I realized I don’t know how to flirt. Later that day I messaged her the worlds most innocent DM.

Sliding into DMs works!

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Hold up boys. Things have progressed. We are now innocently flirting. At least I think I am with her, I know she is with me.

This is fucking awesome. I feel like the old me again, but also like, better?? She’s just an amazing AND beautiful person. Feels good man.

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@NoAppleIndian @DenverPolice The end of the park where the investigation is happening is by the houses, not the apartments. It’s also under a batch of trees kinda near bushes, it would be impossible to see.

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@JamarToombs @TimCron12900126 She’s blaming the wrong thing. She needs to drop that zero and get herself another conservative zero.

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@2tacopequeno Oh man, we could just be flirty texts buddies and I wouldn’t mind one fucken bit. It’s nice to have the attention of a long standing crush, and an old acquaintance! I feel like I’m the old me that she knew when we hung out.

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@jefbrr Yeah I was so depressed there for a while I couldn’t see the light. She’s all around amazing, funny, talented, gorgeous, you name it. There’s not enough characters on twitter to describe all the “coincidences.”

Literally everything aligns!! Like did I die and wake up in heaven?

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@biculturalbrokr @DenBicycleLobby I got hit by a car so hard it broke a runningboard on my cargo bike. That runningboard was so sturdy two people could easily stand on it. It knocked me 15 feet away. Bent my rim. Yesterday was like playing frogger.

[Sasha Kestane @biculturalbrokr]

Again and again and again.

Heartbreaking, preventable traffic violence should be top of mind for our public officials. We know what must be done, & everyday we choose not to do it because it’s hard.

Whose loved one is next?
#PedestrianDignity

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@JabariBrisport Public transit in Denver is $3

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Man, I feel like life is going to get better again. What a good feeling.

I hope you are all having a happy Monday morning!

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@ryan_hassett I mean, taxis suck ass though. Call one and an hour later you’re still waiting because they took another ride. Wash rinse repeat with multiple taxi companies until 2 hours later you just take the most dangerous bus you can and still have to walk a couple of miles.

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Hits send, into the void of X.

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"Good cops quit"
Spotted in Edmonton, Alberta

[Sam Adams ~ #NotMeUs @CapaTosta122]

An amazing and wise humanitarian.

Jimmy Carter Reveals He Voted for Bernie Sanders Over Hillary Clinton https://t.co/p1VwCqsXiU

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Denver dudes. Have you taken dance classes? If so, where, what classes and how was it? Time to learn a new mating skill.