My daughter has always asked me to come tuck her in and say goodnight. Recently though she needs a little more attention to get to sleep. Luckily, my wife goes to bed early and doesn’t know I’m in our daughters room for hours every night
My son brought home his new gf last night. We try to be the cool parents so we let her spend the night. I listened all night to her moans so when he left for work this morning I snuck in and decided it was my turn https://t.co/yenGEUFZhn
When I came out as gay my mom kicked me out of the house. Luckily, my dad comes and visits my new apartment a couple times a week. https://t.co/QMJciIJ5qS
My little sister has been asking for me to take her out to buy some new shoes, but when I did she didn’t have any money. I told her I’d buy them but it’d cost her. She didn’t seem to mind https://t.co/XfFl0aWikH
My little brother told me about streaming for gay guys on the internet. He said if we filmed together we could make even more. He stopped the stream a half hour ago but we can’t stop
I wasn’t gonna actually do it. I mean I’m not even gay but when my best friend bent over I got so hard I couldn’t think straight….literally https://t.co/RcbkTnak54
When my dad caught me gooning in my room I expected him to be mad. I didn’t expect him to stick get so hard with me. We both agreed it’s not gay as long as we don’t tell mom https://t.co/Zj5BuhEnrB
My daughter just got back from school and she told me that today they learned about sex ed. She asked me what a penis looked like so I gave her mine. It’s better than letting her find out from some dirty boy at school. https://t.co/dCOFS1At43
I found my sister’s strap on in her room last week. I knew she hadn’t had a boyfriend in a long time so it was only right of me to help her out with her urges right? https://t.co/94v1SVRu9X
My big sister has always acted as a pseudo mom for me. I’ve always obeyed everything she told me. Guess that’s why when she tells me to bend over I can’t help myself https://t.co/lXvk1E2oyN
I wasn’t gonna actually do it. I mean I’m not even gay but when my best friend bent over I got so hard I couldn’t think straight….literally https://t.co/RcbkTnak54