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There is a very clear transition from the DG Instagram page being run by millennials to being run by gen z

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Person at my new job just pronounced Addiego right and if that’s not a sign that I picked the right job, I don’t know what is. I’m not even going to correct her that my name changed

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Covid is probably the best time to start a new job in childcare because instead of being exposed to new germs constantly I’m wearing a mask and using hand sanitizer every 30 seconds. Amazing

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@jazzy_swink Yikes

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@jazzy_swink Ok once is bad… TWICE?!

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@jazzy_swink What’s Seth’s embarrassing microwave story

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@jazzy_swink Ooooooh sorry we were looking for “Wells Fargo”

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Being on hold is annoying enough, but when a robot voice interrupts the hold music every 30 seconds to tell me to use the mobile app instead, I am filled with rage

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I was initiated into my sorority 7 years ago and graduated 3 years ago, how old do I have to be for new members to stop getting recommended to me on Facebook after every bid day?

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@Sydblonien26 You named my dog does that mean I get to name yours?

[nick @selenastroye]

thinking of her tonight https://t.co/z6O9TO7iUt

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I looked something up on my WORK phone, then got personalized ads for it on my PERSONAL phone. Zuckerberg has gone too far

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I hate that Eric sleeps during the day because when I get pissed at work I can’t talk to him for 4 more hours

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I woke up and payed bills before checking social media I have officially become old

[𝔞 🎈 @7arcana_]

“ew you let your dog sleep in bed with you?” my dog is the only thing that’s kept me alive for the past year and a half but okay

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I’m so ready to start this new job. More than twice what I was making a year ago. I’m not responsible enough for that kinda money…

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Apple is really counting on the fact that we’re in it for the new colors. And they’re right, run me a slightly lighter blue phone

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Ready to decorate for Christmas but not ready for Remy to absolutely demolish a Christmas tree

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Trying to figure out how to use all my sick time before quitting while still not fucking up my job…