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[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i hope elon doesn't let the money change him

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[risnerking🌿 @risnerking]

Is the CIA working overtime or is this actually just how it is now

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[sidd 🍄🪼 @juschi11en]

Women talk to their friends like "omg bestie ilysm I'd kill for you" and men just go "bro you're ultimately just a pawn in my grand scheme"

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

leftists have literally have no argument against this

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

It’s crazy how if you fuck your life up as a teenager you can’t come back from it. It’s also crazy how if you fuck your life up in your 20s you can’t come back from it. I recommend not fucking up

[Neoliberal Akiho ✨🇺🇳🇨🇦 @NeoliberalAkiho]

I do not understand why communists think infinite growth is impossible. We can totally do near infinite growth. There’s literally nothing stopping us.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

invented a new kind of factory farming where the animal suffers even more . we are using ai also

[tranzorbital @algae99847]

the hydrogen bomb has to die to kill the coughing baby. that says a lot more about the baby's strength than the bomb's.

[𝔐𝔽𝓩 @mean_field_zane]

I love how economists have an unofficial “ways to destroy a city” ranking that approximately goes:

1) zoning,
2) bombing,
3) rent control.

[Lavader @Lavader_]

Checking in on Muslim Twitter

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

Bro check out this CRAZY open world rpg where there’s no goal and you start off incredibly weak. Theres DRUGS lmao! Bro, Sseth reviewed it. did I mention how open ended it is? It’s like a real world! No end goal, there are like three things you can do and none of them are fun

[gogurt squeeze @furrybukkake_]

can any audio pedophiles recommend me a good headset thats not super expensive

[saila @sailaunderscore]

“Lol” is the mark of a coward, “lmfao” is the mark of a liar; the simple “haha” is the sign of a an honest man. One who does not fear expression and also does not perform it.

[carz @Carzonfye]

If you didnt build your city on a bigass river basically you’re stupid

[polen @polen_ball]

Guy who supports the independence of East Turkestan but thinks that Taiwan is an inalienable part of China

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 | ☭/𝙖𝙘𝙘 @AmadeusBolshev]

"Tito was convinced Capitalism would end within his lifetime, and therefore the loans would never have to be paid back"