Poutine Pete

Trying to be 1% less worse everyday. A1 since day 1. Ducks are free.

[Ethan aka The People’s Insider @EthanGSN]

Steve Tisch

[Chillin in my Bacta @DarthAmin]

It’s called a “scouting report”.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

“I’m Mr Sterling’s everything. I’m his confidant. His best friend. His right hand arm…man. His silly rabbit”

“His what?”

“His silly rabbit”

“Does he call you that?”

“……….no”

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Attention:

Go M’s

[Zac Jackson @AkronJackson]

It’s Carson Wentz vs. Myles Garrett but this woman has been holding up a flag that just says “Naz Reid” for the last 40 minutes.

[Poutine Pete @AddisonHanford]

@ZaslowShow @LeBatardShow @JameyEisenberg @JohnnyCubaUS Is zas wearing a bald cap? Weird to see. Used to his flowing locks

[Jon Elmore @elmore33]

Geez I’m balding. Can we move on. I had a new shampoo I thought was going to bring it back. It hasn’t worked. Can we stop talking about it 😂

[✧ @jtdotj]

getting skipped 3 times while your rent is on the line

[Poutine Pete @AddisonHanford]

Google Lonny Baxter and click on his Wikipedia page. Why did they do my man like that? Lol

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

The plan? Fire your most successful coach in three decades and then only try to hire guys who already have jobs

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

SPINZONE: this is a absoluteley phenomenal angle for his hairline

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

And did it all without a single commercial, zero celebrity endorsements. Just showed up every day and let the product speak for itself.

[Rod @rodimusprime]

Larry David is truly a gem.

[Poutine Pete @AddisonHanford]

@rodimusprime Living 2 lifetimes pissed off

[Rod @rodimusprime]

In related news I’ll no longer consider dating Lupita Nyongo.

[Message Board Geniuses @BoardGeniuses]

#Duke fans are down real bad.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

Phoenix going after those firsts to go get Ayton back, I assume.