Addison Van Patten

Washed up sports reporter

[Addison Van Patten @AddisonVnPatten]

When your crush asks if he can put his arm around you at recess

[Addison Van Patten @AddisonVnPatten]

What will be waiting for Ohtani in the locker room:

[Peter Bukowski @Peter_Bukowski]

At least the blocked extra point didn't come back to haunt the Packers

[Addison Van Patten @AddisonVnPatten]

Rest in peace @BillFerrario. A Wisconsin football legend — who adopted the state as his own, made anyone feel special, always gave back.
Loved ball and people. It was a pleasure working along side you. 💚

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The end of an era begins. Kershaw’s final regular season exit at Dodger Stadium.

Forever a legend 🙌

(via @MLB)

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

I wish I hadn't seen the Charlie Kirk video.

Awful, reprehensible, and indicative of a political climate that's been way out of control for way too long. Prayers to Kirk and his family.

[𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 @xJahstin]

@Alden_Gonzalez @JeffPassan Mike Shildt don’t want the Dave Roberts smoke

[Addison Van Patten @AddisonVnPatten]

Spot the difference

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Shohei Ohtani will be the starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers tomorrow night against the San Diego Padres, the team announced.

[Alden González @Alden_Gonzalez]

Dave Roberts’ extension, which is done, is four years, covering the 2026 to 2029 seasons, for $32.4M, beating out Craig Counsell in average annual value, a source confirms.

@Joelsherman1 and @JonHeyman were on it.

[Addison Van Patten @AddisonVnPatten]

Disgusting. @mattschneidman friend of yours?

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Yankee fans. Biggest assholes to ever do it. https://t.co/yJ92hY1hba

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

@JeffPassan Buster Posey and Farhan Zaidi walking past each other in the Giants front office today

[hoeszest @xxl233]

Unc a lil dumb but he chill https://t.co/7z3aKDk92j

[Joey @DJLeMVP]

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Bartolo Colón

[Just Mets @just_mets]

The streaming feed of the Mets game just cut to a mariachi band playing “Higher” by Creed during the commercial.

The vibes are wild right now 🤣

[Addison Van Patten @AddisonVnPatten]

worst thing to happen to sports in recent history

[ESPN @espn]

Joey Chestnut, a 16-time champion of Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating contest, has won the event eight years in a row.

More: https://t.co/1ae6pWtrPs

[Matt Schneidman @mattschneidman]

If there's a 22-year-old free safety who can play nickel corner in your bio, then we can talk. Otherwise, Yolanda, take a hike. Respectfully.

[Hoopin' N Hollerin’ @hoopinghollerin]

BREAKING: @patbev21 to the Milwaukee Bucks

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Clayton Kershaw has reached an agreement to return to the Dodgers, according to ESPN and multiple reports.

[Karl Buscheck @KarlBuscheck]

So, today, John Fisher and Dave Kaval were in Sacramento touring Sutter Health Park -- presumably scouting out a temporary home -- with a couple of executives from Sansome Partners.

Here's why that last part matters:

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers and Tampa Bay Rays are in agreement on a trade to send RHP Tyler Glasnow and OF Manuel Margot to the Dodgers for RHP Ryan Pepiot and OF Jonny Deluca -- contingent on Glasnow signing an extension with L.A., which is expected, sources tell ESPN.