Addyson Midgley

global warming is like a woman,one never knows what it is going to do

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if you like water, you already like 72% of me

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Marijuana is one of the most highly effective ways to relieve depression and anxiety!

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Attempting to maintain a friendship with someone you're in love with triggers feelings similar to physical pain.

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me: ok i'll study at 8:00clock: 8:00me: *pretends i didn't see*

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Vultures urinate on themselves to cool off and if you scare them they will vomit on you as a defense.

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Approximately 80% of a child's intelligence is acquired from the mother.

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When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests.When I get used as a pillow or foot rest I feel loved.

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do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it?

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If you're afraid of rejection, remember this: you can try many times, but you only need to succeed once.

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Beyonc� is so famous u don't even notice how ghetto her name is

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Yeah I can take a joke, you're just not funny

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If we "talk", I better be the only one you're talking to.

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thinking about my homework is probably as far as im gonna get with it

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Sleeping without a bra improves quality of sleep by over 95% and is an effective way of treating insomnia.

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The youngest MENSA student ever was three years old.

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Stop caring what people think. Stop taking caution in your actions, listen to what you want, do what you want, this is your life. Live it.

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It's been proven that it's harder to tell a convincing lie to someone you find sexually attractive.

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The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to move forward is the happiest.

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Anger is often used to cover up the fact that a person is actually hurt. We're more likely to admit to being angry than to being hurt.