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[Adebola @Ade1da]

Because the police will not do it for us, i believe it's important to create a thread of rogue officers that ought to be arrested and tried for multiple murders @fkabudu @Mochievous
#SARSMUSTEND
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
#EndSWAT

[The fairest of them all @writtenbydesire]

@softangrygirl A girl I used to be friends wit loved mocking my acne.
Ironically, her boyfriend of 7yrs left her for a girl who looked like me.
One day she asked, “Wit this breakout how u wan take get man?”
I said, “Apparently the same way ur boyfriend’s new girl did.”
We haven’t spoken since.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

This lady said there’s no single MRI machine in Ilorin. This is why that's an emergency waiting to happen.

[nduka omeife @ndukaomeife]

My mother, Alhaja, as she was fondly called, was a drama Queen. I will narrate just one story today.

So my mother entered a bus, and the driver drove past her bus stop, even after she called his attention.

When she complained, the conductor suddenly chose violence 😭

He started abusing her loudly:
“Awon iya aje! Eko osi kuro! Iya aje!!! Huuuuu!!!”
(You witches! Poverty-stricken Lagos! Witch!!!)
The bus stopped.

At this point, my mother calmly reached into her bag and brought out a small container of Saturday Night powder.
She blew it lightly, snapped her fingers kpaa! and muttered some very strange, very unnecessary words 😌

Then she stepped down from the bus.

As she looked back…
😭😭😭

EVERYBODY in the bus had alighted.
Men. Women. Everybody.

They were walking towards her… genuflecting… prostrating… begging.
“Ma, please forgive him.”
“E ma binu ma.”
“E joor, e ma binu.”
They were now scolding the driver and conductor instead.

My mum said calmly,
“You people will take me to your office.”
💀💀💀

Everybody agreed immediately.
The driver reversed the bus and drove her straight to the office.

On getting there, my mother said,
“Bring the conductor.”

The passengers shouted in unison:
“DOBALÈ!!!”

The conductor prostrated flat.
My mum brought out the powder again.

Looked up to the sky dramatically.
Blew it.

She muttered another fake incantation, and the whole crowd responded:
“ASE!”
“AMIN!”
She gently placed her hand on the conductor’s head…
SLAPPED IT 😭
and said:
“Go in peace.”
😭😭😭😭😭

When she finished narrating this story to us at home, we almost died of laughter.🤣🤣🤣

Honestly…
African mothers are not normal.
They are a genre.🤣🤣🤣

I miss her so much.😭

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

CCTV footage shows the moment some set of thiev£s br0ke into a gadget store, destr0yed the CCTV camera outside and packed everything in the store, thankfully the CCTV inside was still Running and it captured all their faces clearly throughout!! This is devastating bro💔💔

[Yhettyqueen ❤️ @Its_Yhettyqueen]

This guy (Ridwan) on TikTok store was burgled and see the cruel thief!
He broke the wall and even came in naked!

Why’s this becoming a norm in Nigeria ffssss??? 💔💔💔💔

[Lady Morgana @Nigladymorgana]

I went back to bed to cry sha.
Very bad timing, I was already complaining of the week expenses now this💔

[Olóyè Somorin Osifeso @OloyeSomorin]

Your husband is an inconsiderate ahole and his behavior should never be tolerated.

Our mantra a few years back was “No Gree For Anybody”. Not even your husband.

So, tomorrow withdraw N440K from your own personal account. Send N140K to his Mum and N300K to yours.

Announce it at the diner table.

No one has a monopoly on being an inconsiderate ahole 😉

[Àsàké Alágbo (Herbals) 🪴🌿 @Asake_Alagbo]

If your name is Obalaja Esther Adesholq that went to our lady’s secondary school and they sent your documents (Induction certificate, Basic education certificate and WAEC result) through Ijebu ode bus, the driver misplaced the file at Oyo and it’s with them at Dynasty FM.

Go there with solid evidence to claim your file .

PLS RT!

[Arthur🇳🇬🇬🇧🇸🇳 @AjMachalaa]

I think Burna Boy saw all these videos that’s why he’s trying to apologize-he’s scared to be sued, not because he’s genuinely sorry.

[Adebola @Ade1da]

When I was in lagos for chamber attachment during law School I decided to take a picture of beautiful landscapes and I came up with that. It was a risky venture but the outcome was beautiful.

[Bofrot1cedi @bofrot1cedi]

What’s the lore behind your header?👀

[Suave Lawyer @jurist_oriko]

Ah! My God! The things happening in Nassarawa courts is worrisome.

Wdym you filed a motion on notice to reverse money at the High Court of Nassarawa state in Mararaba on 23rd October, it was assigned on 23rd October and granted on 23rd October? As how naaaa. My client wasn't even served. It was when he went to the bank that he was obliged a copy by the bank. His account is even under lien as I speak.

I think we need to bring the crazy doings in this jurisdiction to the attention of the NJC and CJN . One too many! Why always Nassarawa???

@The_Ogundipe @tunmishe_ Nassarawa tun ti strike oooo

[Dr. Goodness Adeosun😃 @GoodnessAdeosun]

This happened to me last month on my way back to ibadan from Lagos.
The driver had already figured out it was a trap, so he hit the cows and kept driving at full speed until we got to a checkpoint.

This happened past 11pm.

[France 77 @Francis_Ekha]

As a rule, anytime you are traveling and you see any of sheep, ram, goat or cow at night, on a lonely road on the highway, hit the cow or goat with the side of your bumper and on no account should you stop driving until you get to the nearest village. I learnt this long time ago from experience drivers.

[Lanaire’s Mum @moyoscooooo]

I woke up to her searching my phone, confronted her and she said she was looking for my boss's number or our chat to be sure I am not sleeping with him because why didn’t they hire her and they hired me

Mind you I got the job before we moved in together and I was even the one who took her CV to HR but they were not hiring for the role at that time

Wo she showed me shege😂😂😂

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Her mother came into the hospital while conscious, the hospital charged her 170k for 2 pints of bl00d, but according to her, it was suppose to be 50k. Now the mother passed and they’re telling her to bring N2.5 million before she can carry her c0rpse and this happened 🙆🏼‍♂️🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️💔…

Serious wahala o, It’s a long video, check the thread for the other part 💔

[Boma 𓃵 🇳🇬 @Boma_Wills]

This same thing happened to my uncle whom we buried last Saturday in Port Harcourt.

He was admitted with complications from diabetes. They initially charged us ₦600k, then said amputating his leg would cost an additional ₦1 million.

On the day of the scheduled surgery (Wednesday), the doctor who also owns the hospital wasn’t available. He later called to cancel and rescheduled it for Saturday of the same week.

Come Saturday, that same doctor was nowhere to be found. He was apparently at his second hospital. My uncle’s condition worsened; the diabetes and pain became unbearable. Hours later, the nurses did a blood transfusion. With the doctor still absent, my uncle was put on oxygen. A few hours after that, he passed away.

When the nurses informed the doctor of my uncle’s death (they were talking to him all through on phone), the very first thing he said was: “Go and turn off the oxygen so it doesn’t waste, then prepare the remaining bill for them.”

While my cousins were crying profusely, one of the nurses told them, “Why are you making so much noise? Even me my papa don die,” and walked away.

45mins later, with my uncle’s body lying cold in the room, the nurses brought a bill for ₦2 million.

His second son is a bodybuilder. You needed to see the beating that followed, he beat up everyone wearing white in that hospital. They had to call the police to restrain him.

Thanks to the police intervention, we were able to take my uncle’s body to the mortuary without paying a single kobo.

[MumZee✨🇳🇬 @_DebbieOA]

The bedroom AC switch got burnt last night and I slept in the living room cause I needed AC.

This morning, hubby told me to call an electrician but the guy said he'll be here by 8pm, I couldn't wait.

I took a picture of the switch, asked chatgpt, took a picture of the wires, chatgpt directed me, I fixed the switch and voila, the AC is working💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽.

Women in electrical😌

[Mageba @Mageba_____]

The funniest video on the internet right now 🤣🤣

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Gen. Sani Abacha was very angry at this and executed everyone involved in this gruesome murder.

Law and order was restored in days.

[234DRIVE @234Drive]

The true cost and implications of driving your car through flood 😩