Adele

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[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So have fun and give them something to talk about. ;)

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

You don't miss me, you're just bored...

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

I hate it when you don't text back.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

We share 98.4% of our DNA with a chimp – and 70% with a slug!

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

Our brains have special neurons that help us find each others lips in the dark.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

Just because he says sweet things to you doesn't mean you should let your guard down. Always protect your heart.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

Stop wasting your time on people who don't deserve you.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

So many people are trying to find the right person instead of being the right person.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

Dear God, I will never be able to thank you enough for always being there for me. ♥

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

I want someone to hold me when I'm sad.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

The hardest thing to do now is to forget the way you smile and laugh, the way you tease me, and the way you used to touch me.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

I fell in love with someone I never expected to fall for.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

Why do we spend so much time wondering why we're not good enough?

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

I thought I meant more to you, guess I was wrong.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

Live like Spongebob. laugh out loud all day without any reason, and annoy the mean people with your happiness. ❤

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

It's better to let go and look forward into the future instead of the past.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.

[Adele @AdeIeWisdom]

Abraham Lincoln went to school for less than a year. He taught himself to read and write.