ASA

So subtle

[ASA @Ade_0la]

Hello,

✅ For everyone here on twitter(X) that is into different work - as artisans (craft) or professionals.

✅ Won't it be nice to have like a data base that brings everybody together. To make it seamless to connect users/customers with numerous service providers at once.

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

“what is your networth?”

dangote: what are they saying? i don’t really look at those things

“forbes say you’re worth over $30b”

dangote: actually, they said $38b ☝🏾🤓

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I raise you the church

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

If Temu now remove Nigeria from their app bcos of unethical behavior like this, you’ll be the same people crying that your family & friends abroad refused to provide their IDs/addresses so you could order from Temu since you’re banned.

Smh. 💀

[Victoria Olamide👸😍❤️ @VikyInsights]

Women get Audacity shaaa. 😳💔.

She told her husband a man is threatening to beat her up at her Shop place. The husband ask her what she did, she said it's because she told the man not to patronize her shop again.

The excuse didn't make sense to her husband but not to argue, the husband told her "Let him try it first and watch how I will deal with him then he will realize I don't joke with my wife".

Last week Tuesday, someone call the husband that his wife and a man are having serious fight. The husband rushed there upon hearing. On getting there! He met the man and his wife in serious confrontation with people around trying to separate them. The wife immediately kept to herself when she saw her husband.

The husband, out of curiosity didn't fight back the man nor insult him. He calmly ask the guy what the problem is? Without the guy knowing he's her husband, he responded! "She's my sex partner. She saw me with another woman and won't stop embarrassing me each time I passby, She told me she's a single mother and I can't marry or have anything serious with a single mother."

The husband in shock, told him he's her husband and walk away. 😩

On getting home! The man packed her bag and told her to leave. She said she will not leave because she's the one paying for the House rent.

The man pack his own bag instead and left the house for her.

She's is in my DM asking me to help talk to her husband...

Pls what Advice do you have for her?👇

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

The things self confidence will do for you is insane.

No let imposter syndrome spoil your life.

[L 🤎 @L_ren27]

I ordered the wrong item, tried to return it and the app said this

[Rilwan @Real1_balogun]

You'll go to Norway alone in winter, play for Bodo/Glimt, suffer two ACL injuries, play in the Europa League for Union St. Gilloise, win top scorer in the Europa League, play in the Bundesliga, win Rookey of the Month back to back, win the Bundesliga, play for your country, play in the UCL, play in a top 5 European league, and one Somtochukwu on this cruciate app, who clearly hasn't experienced any of this will still say you know nothing about what has given you so much joy, pain, and fulfilment.

Una get mouth o, and an inordinate level of audacity, fully powered and empowered by availability a.k.a see finish.

[Olóyè Somorin Osifeso @OloyeSomorin]

Kings.

Don’t make yourself too comfortable in a rental property.

Stop installing tiles, POP, etc in a rental unit.

Make friends with a young realtor, surveyor, lawyer, etc They usually know what’s selling.

Find affordable land in a relatively established neighborhood. It doesn’t have to be a full plot. Even 1/4 plot is fine.

Start developing your own 2 or 3 bedroom bungalow.

This is just an advice and not a military edict so don’t come and bite my head off 😁

[Phil Butler @PhilJ3sus]

Our Muslim communities are in danger.

We must do everything we can to keep them out of harms way.

Relocate them ASAP to safer countries. Pakistan, Iran, Iraq, Somalia, Sudan, Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Nigeria, Libya, Syria, Egypt.

Their safety is paramount 🙏

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

Floyd Mayweather’s peak net worth was $560 million. Over half a billion.

Invested in the S&P, that generates $39 million per year.

Now he’s allegedly going broke.

You have to be mentally ill to burn through $560 million in just a few years.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

The demographics of VI, Ikoyi and even Lekki are shifting fast. By 2030, foreign nationals, Lebanese, Indian, Chinese could outnumber the local population in these areas. They are coming to your country in vast numbers and are making it BIG here.

[Gbenga Adewoyin🃏 @gbengadewoyin]

Shocking how everyone who was mute when Ibliss was saying his BS suddenly got their voice over ‘Chinedu’

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

The person who controls distribution often earns more than the person who creates the product.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Jeff Bezos claiming humans are consuming too much water and not leaving enough for AI data centers is INSANE.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Many people think if you jump from a plane to an ocean or sea or lake you will survive because of water.

But it's the opposite. You will literally burst on impact. Water is incomprehensible. At high speeds, it's like concrete or rock.

[Chevchenko! ☀️☀️ @Chevchenko78]

Four years ago, he was proud of his Ibo name, but in 2026, he is ashamed to be called Chinedu

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

why you think dem invent “you can cheat on me but don’t rub it on my face”

na for boy wey dey press nau 😂😂

[badgalsolana @solana_tii]

YORUPOP TO THE WORLD
Sounds from the west

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

Check the comment and quotes, f00lish people laughing at him and calling him all sort of names. Suddenly you guys switched and called it planned kidnapping. You're always happy about negative news and find a way to rubbish people's effort when the news is positive.