You no go understand. My phone spoil during covid. As I send am go Lagos for repair na him dem announce lockdown. So I use tanasobe throughout the period.
I know when Ajilete FM and OSBC Dey open and close. I memorize Osun, Oyo, and Ogbomoso anthem.
January 2025. ₦0 in my account.
I sent 57 job applications in one month.
Got 2 responses. Both were rejections.
So I deleted my CV and tried something stupid.
furtunately It worked...
walk with me...
We bought SIM card to be roamed for my Boss while she was in Nigeria in an MTN outlet, and this one Babe sold it to us.
My boss went back to the U.S and the line wasn’t roaming.
I reached out to her to so she would help, and she said she needed airtime to make some calls to the head office.
I sent her 10k. She sent us some screenshots that she has escalated the issue.
Then the next day, she asked for my bosses number so she would guide her directly. I gave her.
And the next day, she sends my Boss a long ass message talking about how her Mom died last night from a fibroid surgery, and she should give her money to clear the hospital bills😳
I went further and asked her the name of the hospital her Mom died at. She did.
I called the hospital and they confirmed nobody died at their hospital and there was no fibroid operation😭😂😂
I went to the office later on, and they said nobody died, but he she had told them her uncle died sometime ago😭😂
Omo
MY FRIEND SUBMITTED 52 JOB APPLICATIONS. ZERO RESPONSES. ZERO INTERVIEWS.
Then I uploaded his resume to GEMINI and got 11 replies in 9 days.
Here are the 7 prompts I used:
R.I.P. LinkedIn in 2026.
R.I.P. Upwork in 2026.
R.I.P. Indeed in 2026.
I spent 6 years applying. Just 1 interview.
My friend spent 2 hours on niche platforms.
He got 4 remote job offers instantly.
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