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🍃Grown n’ Sexy | Software Tester | Wild heart | Live-wire-fire-cracker SC: tafarijane

[isha @MibshaD]

I can’t believe the myth that women can get STDs from toilet seats started because wealthy, white girls were testing positive for syphilis and doctors simply couldn’t fathom that they were being sexually abused by their wealthy, white fathers

[L @Ade_layide]

Hian why my uber guy go dey use him personal errands dey worry me? Like if you really had somewhere to be why take my ride and start bitching at me like I’m the problem not your poor time management skills.

[L @Ade_layide]

Watching that lady fall into the manhole cos the cover was loose has totally validated my whole life, cos I’m not walking on it if it’s not concrete.

[L @Ade_layide]

Adding “God bless you” when i buy things from street vendors, so tomorrow when the streets rise they remember i was nice to them 😆😆

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

about to b outside w the homegirl who just broke up w her nigga

[L @Ade_layide]

Ughhh i hate squats so much

[L @Ade_layide]

I get tipsy and start handing out compliments to everyone; like party packs, maybe my soul is pansexual

[L @Ade_layide]

😭😭 looking at the broken pipelines and sigh, today is not a good day for science Dexter, it is definitely not.

[L @Ade_layide]

Dislike cooking sm, I'll be eating same food 3 days in a row because I'm still exhausted from the process.

[L @Ade_layide]

I fuckinf hate this stupid jimmy Steve guy, uggghhh hate him so much with his big bobble head

[L @Ade_layide]

Lol my health app is telling me the last time I went to a rave (V6) totalled a higher calorie burn for that whole week (only recorded activity for the wk mind you) than last week I was bursting my ass trying to be active every day. Perplexing stuff

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

You really have to show a man you can leave him alone for real

[i've cream @uchislawspt2]

so someone would just wake up and say they were raped? this man is an old dirty liar and he definitely did it. he came back to tell this foolish story in nigeria cuz you nigerian baboons will always side with rapists

[L @Ade_layide]

@only1ochacho @Tundebab01 😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[Riri💕 @Quo_Riri]

No blog wants to mention that he served in a Military hospital ?

[L @Ade_layide]

Finally at the age where i water down my juice.

[L @Ade_layide]

Complete with a pre gym j

[Modola🎀🎀 @Omodolapomayo]

They all agree that it’s okay to snatch a man with food but when a man snatch a woman with car and wigs now them go dey cry

[L @Ade_layide]

Switching up my workout music to afrohouse 3 step type playlists has been a game changer whutt, I'm having a whole rave in the https://t.co/hg1R9pXXAy