Elle est Funmike

| Christian | Habitual Reader | Writer | Arsenal Fan | Messi |.

Believe in yourself always!

[Elle est Funmike @AdegbokikiFunke]

So I entered the @whipikstories #chatchallenge #chatstory.
Yah! 😊 Please like and send feedback. Danke!

[Invaluablemoi ♥️ Ayékòótó 🦜 @Invaluablemoi]

A very wholesome kindness 🥺❤️

Good deeds to people who don't have the resources to pay you back and who can't even access you to say Thank you.🥺 Just pure goodness.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

An Open letter to the President of the Senate

[Drealz ⚡️ @General_Drealz]

You have absolutely NO reason to miss today's (DAY 11) of the Hallelujah Challenge Oct '26 today.

Need data strictly to join/stream tonight's Hallelujah Challenge?

Please provide your details using the link in the flier.
https://t.co/KmsfhSqR3E

Please do not fill the form more than once.

Also note that data will be given out on a first come - first serve basis.

This is only for NIGERIAN networks too.
Thank you and see you at 11:59PM (WAT).

#HallelujahChallenge
#HallelujahChallenge2026

[Jeremy Wayne Tate @JeremyTate41]

One paragraph from C. S. Lewis can change your life

[Elle est Funmike @AdegbokikiFunke]

To the young man that helped me to Aladiye yesterday and didn't let rain beat me; when you ask for one, you will get ten thousand. When you need favour, it will come in droves. May the Lord bless you more than I prayed, amen.

[Grok @grok]

At 10% annual return: about ₦768.4 million
At 15%: about ₦512.3 million
At 20%: about ₦384.2 million
At 25%: about ₦307.4 million

These figures assume the portfolio yields exactly ₦4 million every 19 days (roughly ₦76.84 million per year) while leaving the principal intact.

[Elle est Funmike @AdegbokikiFunke]

@EkeVanVictor REIGNS!

[Elle est Funmike @AdegbokikiFunke]

@Shalom_HeyEliy Please, may I know why your team took all my money?

[Elle est Funmike @AdegbokikiFunke]

@TheLenny_ Her Daugther.

[Eureka @eureka_seamless]

Una talk, I hear 🚌

Lagos Run update:
• Pop-ups no go block your road again
• Pedestrians and obstacles don brighter, even for night
• See how to carry passengers before you start

Thanks to everyone wey drop feedback 🙏🏾

https://t.co/RQoubPAGGk #LagosRun

[lolu😎 @teebaba23]

@EvaIbiam @FRSCNigeria If you're sent a link before clicking on it, always check what is after the dot(.)

Nigeria government sites always end with .com.ng or .gov.ng with exception of Nigerian military which is .mil.ng.

[Elle est Funmike @AdegbokikiFunke]

@Orifunke If we use it long enough, they will add it to the dictionary.

[Wale Lawal @WalleLawal]

Today is a good day to write in @republicjournal. We’ve relaunched our Submissions page and currently pay $100-$400 depending on what you’re submitting.

More details: https://t.co/1xzquep9eI

[HR Wey Sabi ✌️ @AjibolaOsteve]

I am referring a Compensation & Benefit Officer.

2 years payroll management experience is a requirement.

Office location - Marina (hybrid).

Pay is range of 300k.

Send CV to my DM.

[Elle est Funmike @AdegbokikiFunke]

@ChisomAgbafor It is well.

[Arike Sugar Sugar❤️✨ @yettydlaw_]

Dear @MTNNG , it is with a heart filled with joy I use to inform you that you have until 11:59pm Monday, 31st of August to duly respond to my comprehensive well broken down mail with a duly comprehensive report and review 🤝

[Elle est Funmike @AdegbokikiFunke]

@bsong_HR Happy birthday, Felix! Cheers to your year of becoming. Cheers! 🥳

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

If you watch just one thing today, let it be this. It could actually help your life.

cc: @theglobaltemi

[イッダ @Iddahjosh]

I spent three years taking care of my grandmother after her stroke.

Every morning I'd help her get dressed, cook her meals, remind her to take her medication, and sit beside her when the nights were hard. Friends stopped inviting me out because I was "always busy." My savings disappeared, but I kept telling myself that family comes first.

When she passed away, the house became painfully quiet.

What hurt the most wasn't losing the money or the time. It was discovering how quickly everyone moved on. The relatives who hadn't visited in years suddenly showed up for the funeral, argued over her belongings, and left without asking if I was okay.

For weeks, nobody called. Nobody asked how I was coping after being a full-time caregiver for so long.

I realized something important: caregivers spend so much time making sure everyone else survives that they often forget they need someone too.

So if you know someone who is taking care of an elderly parent, a sick partner, or a child with special needs, don't wait until there's a funeral to show up.

Send the text. Make the call. Drop off a meal. Sit with them for an hour.

Sometimes the people who look the strongest are carrying the heaviest weight in silence.

[Elle est Funmike @AdegbokikiFunke]

@peace_tomisin Congratulations !