Adele

Ever seen baby pigeon 🐦.

[the gaffer. @gsbabyyyy]

Hello hi, don’t invite me anywhere until 2026. The money is finished. Regards.

[Adele @AdeleCummings]

@EON_SE_en big shout out to our Yvonne at Eon for sorting my day right out & getting me a sassy deal with electric… 🤙🏼🤙🏼✌🏼. Might even leave light on tonight #buzzing ⚡️

[louie @LouieMalaspina]

when you pull the fat off bacon and people say “wyd thats the best bit!” well it definitely isnt and your not impressing anyone by saying it is

[Anna Rigby @AnnaRigby]

Next year is my year to be thin

[Pat Lenz @Pat_Lenz]

A lady just dropped a steak while I was at Aldi. I said whoops now it’s ground beef. She didn’t laugh or seem slightly amused but that’s showbiz baby

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

i swear you hit an age where the late nights & hangovers aren’t that fun anymore like all i wanna do is relax, bond with the people i love, save my money, get prettier & build my future

[Hutch @nolittleman]

No idea what bin it is tomorrow. Neighbours know that I rely on them to make the first bin move. Yet not one bin out yet. Bin mind games. Long night ahead.

[Miss Wobble 🇮🇱 @richie_rich77]

I honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. 🤔

[eils ⚘ ☼ ♈︎ ❀ @e_w4ddell]

so that’s £57 please
can i tap to pay
yeah it’s up to £100 now
did it not used to be £40
yeah they’ve upped it
oh god that’s dangerous
i know i spend a fortune
it’s like it’s not real money isn’t it
yeah like monopoly money
yeah
yeah

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If the teachers didn’t give you the A level results you were hoping for, don’t worry. I got a C and 2Us and I’ve ended up happy, with loads of friends and a Bentley.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Three lads who were brilliant all summer had the courage to step up & take a pen when the stakes were high. They deserve support & backing not the vile racist abuse they’ve had since last night. If you abuse anyone on social media you’re not an @England fan and we don’t want you.

[Adele @AdeleCummings]

I’m so emotionally & mentally invested in @KUWTK it’s not even funny anymore…

[𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖍 ☾ @b1ggoth]

if you can be arsed to carry a crate of beer with you to the park you should be arsed to carry your empties with you away from the park