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[Fact @Fact]

When you have a crush on someone, your brain overlooks and ignores the flaws of that person causing them to appear "perfect"

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Guy: "Haven't I seen you some place before. Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"

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Hey, was your dad a baker? Cause you're a cutie pie.

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If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

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Are you a chicken farmer? Cuz you raised my cock.

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Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.