Adele's Ex BF

You've heard her side, now hear mine. I'm not a bad guy. I did what I had to do. TRUST ME.

[Adele's Ex BF @AdelesExBF]

@Boogieknight sell

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@Boogieknight I'll see you the account

[Adele's Ex BF @AdelesExBF]

God damn it. I farted out of my dick and brown paste came out. It smells like shit and barf.

[Adele's Ex BF @AdelesExBF]

Happy Tuesday. Sacrifice your youngest offspring to Satan to sate his bestial thirst.

[Adele's Ex BF @AdelesExBF]

I want to lose all my followers. Please unfollow me.

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Satan is my god. I worship the dark lord. Praise to you, lord Satan.

[Adele's Ex BF @AdelesExBF]

I HATE HATE HATE seeing fat girls. They're ugly. I love satan.

[Adele's Ex BF @AdelesExBF]

I think women don't deserve as many rights as men. Men are stronger faster and smarter. #womensuck #saddamrules

[Adele's Ex BF @AdelesExBF]

Fuck you all.

[Adele's Ex BF @AdelesExBF]

There's a weird gunk in my ass crack. I better taste it to see if it's shit or dick juice.

[Adele's Ex BF @AdelesExBF]

GREAT NEWS GUYS!!! I just read that women don't make as much money as men in the workplace. #womenfuckingsuck

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Have you ever washed your dishes with period blood?

[Adele's Ex BF @AdelesExBF]

I know he wasn't perfect, but Saddam Hussein had some pretty good ideas rattling around in that handsome head of his.

[Adele's Ex BF @AdelesExBF]

I wish Saddam Hussein was still alive.