Adeline

How “am” I?

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

every race is like The Democrat has a narrow 50.1-49.9 lead over Republican challenger Gunch Hitler who ran on a platform of exploding everyone

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Being home without my dog is incredibly strange. Where is the tiny man reacting to every move I make? Where is the small sir following me everywhere I go? Where is the petite prince watching me consume every crumb of food?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a simple girl. all I want is a working class revolution, universal healthcare and a ripe summer peach

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

republicans will be like “gay marriage just doesn’t follow the traditional definition of marriage” and then cheat on their third wife

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

The so-called “Supreme Court” just ruled 6-3 that public school teachers can now lead students in prayer.

In case anyone was wondering what’s happening here.

[Burgess Everett @burgessev]

“Spare me the bullshit of mental illness,” says Sen. Murphy of the United States. “We’re not an outlier on mental illness, we’re an outlier on firearms”

[Zach Pugh @ZachPugh]

Earth Day just feels sarcastic at this point

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Lets say you make $20/hr (over 2x minimum wage) your monthly take home is about $2,900, and at the same time they charging $1,700 for one bedroom apts soooooo you mean to tell me ppl suppose to pay 60% of their monthly earning in JUST RENT??? OH ITS SO SPOOKY OUT HERE!! REVOLT

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

it takes a village to force a woman to raise a child ❤️

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

man it pays to be rich

[mercurial girl @PsychicCherub]

other bitches with mullets just showed up at the thrift store i need to hurry up

[RINA. @LAVIDAPRADA]

me if i met robert pattinson

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

it was literally a police officer who murdered her im going insane

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

if you can't handle me at my best then i will kill you

[Benj @benjrainwrite]

If God didn’t want us to put Q-tips so deep in our ear canals then why did He make it feel so good????

[Adeline @adelinegarren]

getting a “you look like a good fit for a job at cracker barrel” email I WILL KILL YOU GLASSDOOR

[Ethan @boyscoutscookie]

The kids who drove mini vans in highschool are the backbone of our society

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

driving bf looking for cows gf

[Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal]

i hate america until british ppl start roasting us online 😭😭 then it's my country tis of thee 😭😭😭