Benj

I worry about my unruly fish sons | he/him

[Benj @benjrainwrite]

@MonicaJewinsky Lol same exact thing happened to me a couple weeks ago, down to the Ina Garten profile pic

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@tsbrhms :( trying to talk yourself into it is the worst

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@tsbrhms Omg yayyy have fun king 😍

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@DECfromOH I've been saying!! https://t.co/MMUvIcyCcq

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On an unrelated note the guy who threw the shoe at George Bush is in fact hot thank u

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@adahn6 Wowww I hadn't thought about this game in ages but it truly kicked my ass lmao like I think I couldn't get past the... 4th level?? Was it really hard or was I just bad

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@virgowhodrives Oh!! Happy birthday!

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@tsbrhms 😍

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Also "Hey Jack, if you 'desecrate' something, is that bad?"

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Definitely the one I've gotten the most mileage out of

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@bbybaklava 😍😍😍 congrats!!

[Benj @benjrainwrite]

@bbybaklava The review I had been waiting for 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 her anti-comedy has never clicked for me but I was aaaalmost persuaded by how much praise Too Much has gotten

[Benj @benjrainwrite]

@phantom_threadz I promise you I'm trying as hard as I can!!

[magdalena 🫪 @monsteramags]

Astoria Thursdays for @ZohranKMamdani going out STRONG right before the primary 🥰❤️‍🔥

leading every Thursday since January has been such a joy 🩷 seeing how this campaign brings in new faces week after week and develops leaders has been so incredible!

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@mattranalletta "Queer baiting" was always a dubiously useful lens anyway but it quickly evolved to simply mean "being attracted to a straight man"

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@virgowhodrives It's exhausting

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@GayspudAgain But you've got the right energy and that's what really counts 😌

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@CharsTreehouse Watched him make a "soup" out of pea pods and cauliflower leaves, like sure Jacques I guess

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@smhrbst Yes but don't get upset when we come up with our own inside jokes!!

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@anxiousdeluxe @giovanniroomba The good news is they’re all in extremely bitter legal battles with each other so it’s just a matter of time before several of them fold

[Benj @benjrainwrite]

Not saying Bl*e Sk* doesn't deserve its reputation but mocking another site's user base on Twitter of all places is very speck in your brother's eye and plank in your own lol