AdenAfterDark

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When I took my socks out of the microwave they were all nice and toasty

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I put my socks in the microwave the other day

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Imagine having all the money in the world to buy/ do whatever you want and somehow be in your bag

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Fuck I miss summer already.. hot days and white claws... looks like it’s cold beers and even colder days from here on out....

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Breaking my nose was the best thing that ever happened to me

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Late to work by 5 min but don’t matter bc I’m the first one here 🤷‍♀️

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I remember when I used to be able to put my right index finger on the top right corner of my screen and tap as fast as I could with my right thumb to clear snap stories

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Ya can tell it’s cuffing season when ya start closing your windows and adding blankets onto your bed

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Fkn dark at 8pm bullshit

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Never have I ever abused caffeine like I’m about to for the rest of this year

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People say what’s in my head too often

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If you smell rust hard enough it smells like cocaine

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Strippers have the best personalities

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@DiinoB_ Haha.. get it.. the nys fair.. in cuse

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I’ve got a new tank of gas and a cap for yo ass

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How do you get your friend out of their bag?

Only 3 percent of people will answer this right 🤷‍♀️😂😭🤔

Swipe up and take a quiz to see if you’re retarded ⬆️⬆️⬆️

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@ElsaJeanUSA ❤️

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Burnt my tongue on a blarney burger
I ain’t even mad

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What in the fuck

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Appreciate art but don’t do it