Me: "You missed your antenatal appointments."
Patient: "I was busy preparing for the baby."
Me: "The appointments were part of preparing for the baby, your baby is lying transverse and you are in labour, you need a C/section today"
Patient: "that's where you come in"
Me: 👀
Man: Pharm, i’m here to check my blood sugar level.
Me: Hope you fasted like i advised you to?
Man: Yes i did.
Me: Okay great, let me get the glucometer.
Man: Wait o, I want to ask a question.
Me: Okay…please do.
Man: My daughter refused to eat her cerelac this morning before school and insisted that i join her before she eats. I took some spoons, so she can eat cos we were already late. Will it affect it?
Me:
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