Adeniyi Johnson Oluw

[Adeniyi Johnson Oluw @Adeniyijohnson]

http://t.co/FJdiJMxveM Just found my birth certificate. Ugh, it's official: I've gained weight.

[Adeniyi Johnson Oluw @Adeniyijohnson]

http://t.co/7TimOUWMMK I think it's about time Taylor Swift wrote a song and called it "Maybe I am The Problem".

[Adeniyi Johnson Oluw @Adeniyijohnson]

This oatmeal tastes just like bacon because I threw it away and I'm eating bacon. http://t.co/JakTrqniFz

[Adeniyi Johnson Oluw @Adeniyijohnson]

http://t.co/j4qJopGijx Morning is like someone constantly whispering "fuck you" into your ear.