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TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year 2006

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@StuieVuitton @ecobee Says the person who can’t read that it says the function is disabled. You shit yourself in the middle of a party, Stu, you will never make me feel stupid

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There is a special place in Hell for the person who designed @ecobee thermostats, and there’s a special Hell in place for me, who has DISABLED THE FEATURE YET SOMEHOW WAKES UP POURING SWEAT BC THIS P.O.S. CHANGES ITSELF TO 82 DEGREES EVERY NIGHT WTF DO I DO

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Hey @peacock @BravoTV whoever made the change that the WWHL episodes were going to be in between the housewives episodes instead of on their own: 0/10 PLEASE CHANGE IT BACK

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@crumbl @crumblcookies I’m still waiting for my cookie @crumbl

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@CrumblCookies 🫴🏼

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@_lindsx333 just wanna bring you back to this memory

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@dansmywholename math

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Girl it’s YOUR SON BIRTHDAY why are you on twitter dedicating essays to me??? For the love of god go to chuckie cheese

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Horse seeing a donkey for the first time

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@maxhelp @SimplyHopeful__ @StreamOnMax Be so serious @maxhelp that answers nothing

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@90DayFiance Wouldn’t know since yall are annoying and wait to upload to @StreamOnMax now 🙄

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@interesting_aIl This has been an assault on my sanity

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I hope every grilled cheese they bite into still has the paper between the cheese slices. I hope they buy milk at the grocery store and forget it in the trunk until it curdles and explodes. I hope they drop their keys in a puddle. I hope they get holes in the toes of their socks.

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I hope whoever runs @netflix has to sit beside someone with rancid farts every time they’re on an airplane for the rest of their life. I hope they step in dog poop before every important meeting. I hope their car windows are cracked every time it rains this summer.

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@CynCitydj Funny cause that’s close to where I was sittin

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please

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

Country roads, take me home...

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Girls need boyfriends because they show them movies. Otherwise they’d never watch any

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just ordered a beer at the pizza place in the foodcourt at the mall and the kid working says “must’ve been a really rough day if you’re drinking a beer in the mall”

lmao

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@CynCitydj @SoleRetriever Did u win

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@CynCitydj Mink mink mink