My village people finally went on leave…
Bank alert still dey hide.
NEPA still dey play hide & seek.
But this weekend? Soft life go enter by force 🤞
If you believe it, drop a 🔥 and type “Amen with backup generator”
#SoftLifeByForce#NaijaWish
My village people finally went on leave…
Bank alert still dey hide.
NEPA still dey play hide & seek.
But this weekend? Soft life go enter by force 🤞
If you believe it, drop a 🔥 and type “Amen with backup generator”
#SoftLifeByForce#NaijaWish
In Nigeria, we no dey wish on shooting stars…
We dey cross fingers 🤞 every time generator start, praying NEPA no carry light before the battery even charge.
We cross fingers when we see “Transaction Successful” but still check balance 3 times.
We cross fingers when salary alert enter but fuel price just do “I’m coming”.
We cross fingers when they say “light go come”… and still light candle just in case 😂
Real life no be movie, but hope still dey strong!
#CrossedFingersNaija
#NaijaWishList
#GodWhen
In Nigeria, we no dey wish on shooting stars…
We dey cross fingers 🤞 every time generator start, praying NEPA no carry light before the battery even charge.
We cross fingers when we see “Transaction Successful” but still check balance 3 times.
We cross fingers when salary alert enter but fuel price just do “I’m coming”.
We cross fingers when they say “light go come”… and still light candle just in case 😂
Real life no be movie, but hope still dey strong!
#CrossedFingersNaija
#NaijaWishList
#GodWhen
BLORD don finally catch the guy impersonating him and sc@mm!ng people with his name and pictures on TikTok, he carry am go court straight 😭😂
Just look at the boy, Werey don carry him family put for problem💔💔
I crossed my fingers 🤞 this morning for three simple things:
NEPA no take light mid-movie
My account balance no look like phone number again
Fuel price no climb higher than my blood pressure
Nigeria looked at my fingers and said:
“My guy, we no dey do free wishes for here… try again next year 😂”
Real life no be meme, but meme don become real life.
#WishAndSuffer
#NaijaCrossedFingers
Who else don cross finger finish and still collect wahala? Drop 🤞 in the comments 😭
“Me after surviving another week of ‘fuel is expensive’, ‘NEPA took light’, and ‘sapa no dey sleep’…
Today is Friday. EPL is back. Jummah Mubarak.
All I’m asking for this weekend is: soft life, full data, and zero wahala. 🤞
If God dey hear, make the money land before Monday.
#EPLISBACK #BlessedFriday #NoSapaThisWeekend #NaijaWish**