princess undercut

Tori: she/her, 36, Korean-American. Bisexual parking lot siren & Kryptonian witch: your typical Oriental Mata Hari. Overeducated & addicted to mischief.

[princess undercut @Aderyn]

No, I've never actually come out to my parents as a bisexual socialist, but I *did* have our DJ play Janelle Monáe's Q.U.E.E.N. as our entrance song when I married @rndmdeinonychus, so I really don't know how much more blatant I could possibly be

[princess undercut @Aderyn]

@outseide @jeffvandermeer @LouisatheLast I would also choose seasonal depression over running a roach gauntlet 💀

[birdclump :) @jasminevdon]

a regular apple pie is topped with pie crust and a Dutch apple pie is slightly angled to create a sense of uneasiness or disorientation for the viewer

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

“We were not always perfect”!! let he who has not kidnapped dozens of people to save money on insurance premiums cast the first stone here guys

[Kate Kennedy @TheOGKennedy]

Also just an aside but whenever someone asks about my resume gap I kind of pull a spoiled rich kid card and say I was working on a novel/screenplay/comedy career I never finished. Which is like a half lie but it makes people fear you just a little, so I recommend it.

[princess undercut @Aderyn]

@xEnderWigginx @JamieCinematics I work in the industry, and this movie had me UGLY laughing, it was incredible

[princess undercut @Aderyn]

@jadiegray @squidkidnyc @BlakeRobPerry It's a visual indicator of how his entire life is about cooking – the house, empty except for the massive kitchen, with his cot set up in the corner. There isn't a single part of his life that isn't cooking, except his memories, which he keeps behind a literal locked door.

[princess undercut @Aderyn]

@rndmdeinonychus The real monster all along is ALWAYS Christianity, that's what was so great about The VVitch also

[. @swordsjew]

hitler did one good thing that i can praise him for: he killed hitler

[princess undercut @Aderyn]

@strongeststars So glad I wasn't the only weird little baby goth who loved this verse!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Let's be clear. Eli Lilly should apologize for increasing the price of insulin by over 1,200% since 1996 to $275 while it costs less than $10 to manufacture. The inventors of insulin sold their patents in 1923 for $1 to save lives, not to make Eli Lilly's CEO obscenely rich.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Sure, you ‘should not’ look at returns constantly. I also ‘should not’ bite the tissues. Be realistic

[princess undercut @Aderyn]

@QuandaryMan Maybe they were all hoping the dog would stay lost?

[princess undercut @Aderyn]

@antifa4lyfe2 @learning_to_die @Scotchtoberfesk @Vidor1 @AgnesCallard I'm the opposite, I don't like to form emotional attachments to material objects at all, because nothing is permanent 🙃

[princess undercut @Aderyn]

@learning_to_die @Scotchtoberfesk @Vidor1 @AgnesCallard I had a mom like this, my sister and I came home on multiple occasions to find all our toys thrown out or given away because she decided we were too old for lego/barbies/stuffies anymore, so yes probably

[princess undercut @Aderyn]

Going person mode – oh you mean masking?

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m not a person going goblin mode. I’m actually more of a goblin going person mode

[Tempest is 𝕏ing herself off of this site @tinytempest]

Guess what! It's 2 weeks until the release of Ruby Finley vs. the Interstellar Invasion!

🎉🎉🎂🎉🎉

Print, eBook, and Audiobook, all available September 27th.

Wanna know what the book is about and what fancy people are saying about it? Take my hand 🫴🏾 and read this🧵

[Sunrise Movement 🌅 @sunrisemvmt]

The nation's largest railroad companies have made record profits this year, and now they are holding the supply chain hostage to make more money.

Solidarity with railroad workers everywhere as they fight for higher pay and better work conditions.

[🅹🅾️🅴🆈աrecκ ☭‎ @joeywreck]

you were told communism is bad by people who said slavery was good

[princess undercut @Aderyn]

I'm just saying, there are 3 months left in the year! My dream team is Kissinger, Putin, and Trump 🤞🤞

[manny @mannyfidel]

POV: you're henry kissinger and everyone wants another fun day on twitter