Yemi kan bayi

Ogbeni Yemi

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Happy birthday, Kai ❤️

[Yemi kan bayi @Adeyemi0x]

@Arsenal Ben white

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

LIFT IT UP ©️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

If you be guy wey get level, you no suppose dey follow all these i never chop girls

[Mighty Mohammed @The__Vyrus]

Nigerian girl on survival mode:

1.Memes on how she’s suffering & the lifestyle she needs
2.Memes of her mood & what to do to make her happy
3. Lifestyle videos of rich girls she hopes to be like
4.Videos of her partying with other survival mode girls
5. Pictures in restaurants

[Mr. * @wgeeez]

I’ve never told a girl this in my entire life

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

Maybe it's true that people get bored of you when you show them too much love

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

“would you accept $5M to work as a security at the cemetery?
me at midnight listening to the beefs between 2 ghosts:

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Date cancelled. I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined. Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

No woman is talking to only one guy.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I detach very fast. Anything i love extremely deeply I'm prepared to lose. It can break my heart but I have learned how to keep going. It can seem cold, but if it takes me off my pivot.. I’ll cut my finger off to save my hand.

I can’t lose myself again, for anything. I'll heal

[Temitayo-Fish 📈📉 @tychamps1]

The truth is embarrassing.

One evening we were talking about the future.
Kids. Money. Life goals.

Then she said something that changed everything. She said.
“As long as you keep succeeding, I’ll always support you.”

Most people would think that’s a compliment. But something about it bothered me.

I asked her one question: “What happens if I fail?” She looked at me for a few seconds…
then said,

“Let’s just hope that never happens.”

That was the moment I knew. She loved my success. Not me.

[sley @sley_Xk]

nobody gets angrier than a woman being accused of something she actually did

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

I’ll marry a woman who treats me like she’s waited her whole life to find me, excited and grateful that our paths finally crossed.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Run away from any relationship that will turn you into a private investigator.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

They didn't steal your partner; your partner chose them.

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

As a man, your first mistake in life is assuming a woman doesn’t know what she’s doing.

[C O B Y @cobyhimself1]

Never think your bitch is untouchable

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

I don't believe anything a woman says.