Adhesive Sloth

I'm a sloth who's just recently found this bird page called twitter. That's right birds! I'm taking over your page!!! Now 'scuse me while I take a short nap…

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

@HimuraKenshin01 Wasn't born adhesive. Bunch of ostriches came & adhesified me. #ostrichesdumpedabucketofglueonme Been adhesive ever since…

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

The best part of actually having done something is the catching up we have to do with our sleep afterwards. #sleepinglots #climbingistoohard

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@HimuraKenshin01 Done this accidently before… It felt as if my adhesiveness got even more adhesive and eventually I just passed out.

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

Love the buzz after having done something really amazing. #justclimbedtothetopofmytree #sleepingnow #waytoomuchcardio #oknotexactlythetop

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@magicpixx Haha! Thanks for this!

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

Love being a sloth. No one notices your bad dance moves, due to the slow moves that everyone gets bored of looking at. #dancingsloth #best

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

I think I'll go on a vacation. I love vacations. You can just sleep all day and no one really cares. #sleepalldayanyways #noonecares

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

My favourite thing to do has got to be sleeping for over 24 hours. #justsleepforover48hours #sorry #sorrynotsorry #lifeofasloth

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

Posting once a day disrupts my sleep, and it's very important to me, so night. #dontwakemeup #sleepinganyways #sleepalldayallnight

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

Good sleep. Just woke up like 4 hrs ago. Still really tired so it took me a long time to type this. #groggysloth
Been 10 hrs now…

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The reason why sloths are always moving so slowly is because were groggy from having just woken up. #dontwakemeup #dontexpectmetobefast

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Do I have a moustaches? *wiggles lips* Yup, got hair above my lip. #gotamustache #shouldbecalledliphair @TheEllenShow 's book said so.

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

Thanks for giving me a reason to wake up @TheEllenShow . Going to sleep now. #wakeupandreadthengobacktosleep

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Found out who's book was stuck to me and then stuck to my tree… It was @TheEllenShow 's book! #comfyandfunnybook

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

I've begun reading my book. I like it. It's funny. Still don't know what book it is since the cover is glued to the tree… #bookgluedtotree

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

Found my book! It was just stuck to the tree with the excess glue on me… #foundmybook #excessglue #ostrichesdumpedabucketofglueonme

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Someone had taken my book off of me… I was really starting to get attached to that book… :(

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It's actually quite a comfortable book… I wonder who's book it is? Oh well. Doesn't matter, because I'm not giving it back! #comfybook #mine

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

Decided having a book stuck to you adds to the sleeping experience. #welcometoyournewhomebook #toolazytotakeitoff

[Adhesive Sloth @AdhesiveSloth]

Woke up with a book stuck to me. #poorbook #nottheworstthingivewokenupto #ostrichesdumpedabucketofglueonme