Roommate gooning to actress pics, me wearing tight leggings n bend before him
Him: ufff soothu semmaya irukae
Me: yaara solra
Him: Arabian horse Anushka va sonan😉
Me: oh naan kuda enna solriyo nenachan🙈
Him: kasaki amuki kadichi paatha thana theriyum🥵
Me: seri pannu
Him: mm 😋
Me: Poo romba kaanji pona mari irukey
Pookadai kari: apdilam ilaye, ellam thanni thelichi fresh ah tha iruku
Me: Naa indha poova solala ma
She: Indha poo ku thanni thelika aal illaye saar
Me: Sari en panna veedu varaikum va, ne podhum nu solra alavuku thanni thelichi anupren😉
On a long drive with my rich friend, he suddenly parked the car in a dark
He unzipped his pants and said,
"Poola sappi vidu di."
sissy me, I replied: "Un poola sappi kanji edukaren, aana en una secret wife vachukuraya?"