Aditya Kochle

“There is no spoon.”

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Referees after seeing Egypt had a chance to beat Argentina

[Peñargrol @CAPArgento__]

las pibas: me gustan los pibes con voz gruesa

mi voz cuando grabo audios:

[may ੭ৎ VERA A BTS @thvmyoui]

"Hay que apoyar a Argentina porque somos hermanos latinos"

Yo mañana invadida por el espíritu egipcio

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

The farmers market is cool because farmers can skip the middleman and sell directly to you, saving a lot of money… which is why everything somehow costs five times more than it does at a normal grocery store.

[Tage @Tagelca]

Hemos empatado contra un equipo que selecciona a sus jugadores por LinkedIn. Me quiero arrancar los cojones

[miko 🦀 (fujoshi attorney) @settlevettel]

crazy

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

Uber’s CEO watching his engineers write code after slashing the AI budget:

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

This is what the internet was made for 😂

[Mark Ajzenstadt @mardehaym]

None of this is satire.

→ A company spent $500,000,000 on Claude in one month because nobody set usage limits

→ Uber ran leaderboards ranking engineers by how much AI they used, not what they shipped

→ Uber burned their entire 2026 budget by April. Their COO said he can’t connect any of it to consumer features

→ A CTO told Axios employees were using enterprise AI to check the weather

→ Microsoft canceled most Claude Code licenses because the token bill spiraled

→ Companies are now laying people off to pay the AI bill. Not because AI replaced the work. Because the bill replaced the headcount.

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

En polonia, unos jabalies se colaron en un barrio y se fueron perseguidos por un robot

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

It is.

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

My entire company patiently watching and waiting for me to share my screen in the meeting

[autist @litteralyme0]

-Clock in
-do just enough work to not get fired
-never do enough work to become important
-Clock tf out

[Jabs @vgjabs]

yo despidiéndome del alcohol por milésima vez sabiendo que volveré a beber el siguiente fin de semana

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

After carefull review of your application, we've decided to move further with other...

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“Congrats! We’d like to move you forward to the 4th round. The next step is a take-home assignment (should only take 20 hours) and a presentation…”

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

4pm: “Claude usage limit reached. Your limit will reset at 7pm..”

Me from 4pm to 6:59pm: