Austin Newman

isu tornado bird 2020

[Austin Newman @AdjectiveAustin]

@AllieBoender Cliche af bum playing 3 chords on the beach < Tuxedo-clad piano finesse lord playing a full grand piano on the beach

[allie @AllieBoender]

Ok help me end a debate w/ @AdjectiveAustin what instrument would you rather hear being played when you're at the beach

[Austin Newman @AdjectiveAustin]

Parker when he watches his own snapchat story:

[Austin Newman @AdjectiveAustin]

@macey_kramer Thanks Macey, day one homies and fam 🙏

[Mace👑 @macey_kramer]

Happy birthday to my day one, don't know what I would do w/out you!! Hope you have a great day love you. 🎈@AdjectiveAustin

[Austin Newman @AdjectiveAustin]

Anybody heading from Ames to Des Moines tomorrow night or saturday morning looking for a friend and free snacks should hmu

[Austin Newman @AdjectiveAustin]

when a DMX song comes on and your entire family starts barking viciously

[Austin Newman @AdjectiveAustin]

being bored while at the same time having no desire to do anything sums up pretty much most of my existence

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

this dude is officially the best person ever

[Mace👑 @macey_kramer]

Goin to Derulo w the Best cousin ever... @AdjectiveAustin

[Rap Tony Robbins @Logic301]

I do whatever I want musically! I made an album about space god damn it! when PPL said it wouldnt work. and it went #1 so do what you love!

[Austin Newman @AdjectiveAustin]

I fell asleep in the blazing Mexican sun and I swear I woke up an almond

[Austin Newman @AdjectiveAustin]

when you're chillin in your hotel room and then shit gets real