ADJUNCT HULK

HULK KNOW MATH. 6/6 TEACHING LOAD EQUAL HULK HAVE MONEY FOR NEW PURPLE PANTS.

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HULK PACK LIGHT FOR #MLA24: RIPPED SHIRT, TORN PANTS, AND SHREDDED DIGNITY!!!!

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HULK ON BLUESKY FOR #MLA2024/#MLA24!!! BUT HULK LIKE IT BETTER HERE. MORE NAZIS TO SMASH!!!!

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HULK FACE DILEMMA AT #MLA22!!! MASK NOT WORK ON HULK. HULK FACE TOO BIG!!! BUT HULK NOT LIKE ONLINE. HULK SMASH ZOOM!!!!

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HULK HAVE SUNDAY AFTERNOON DILEMMA: GRADE 8 CLASSES OF LAST WEEKS WORK OR PREP 8 CLASSES FOR COMING WEEK!!!

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HULK A FINALIST FOR SEARCH LAST YEAR. SEARCH CANCELED AT LAST MINUTE!! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE CANCELED?? DR. BANNER. NOW ALL HULK ALL THE TIME!!

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27 PUNY HUMANS VOTE ON HULKS TWITTER POLL!!! THAT IS DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF RECEIPT OF 491 JOB APPS HULK SENT LAST YEAR!!!

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HULK WANT ADVICE ON TEACHING LOAD FOR SPRING SEMESTER!!! SHOULD HULK TEACH:

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HULK WAS GONNA WRITE ARTICLE ON MEDIUM ABOUT WHERE HE BEEN FOR PAST YEAR BUT THEN DECIDED WORLD NOT NEED ANOTHER SMASHPIECE!!!!

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HULK NO TEACH THIS FALL CUZ HULK QUIT ACADEMIA!!! BUT HULK TEACH AGAIN IN SPRING. ACADEMIA LIKE GAMMA RAY! HULK KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE!!!

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IF ONLY HULK HAD ANGRY TWITTER TO LISTEN TO 10 YEARS AGO, HULK WOULDNT BE ADJUNCT, RIGHT??? RIGHT??? RIGHT???

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HULK SMASH BLOGGERS. HULK SMASH TENURED RADICALS. HULK SMASH UNTENURED RADICALS. HULK SMALL ALL PUNY HUMANS WHO TALK & WRITE BUT DO NOTHING.

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FUCK PROFESSORS!! FUCK ADMINISTRATORS!! FUCK ADJUNCTS!!! FUCK JOURNALISTS!! FUCK BOARDS OF TRUSTEES!!!

ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS STUDENTS.

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HULK HAVE GOOD #MLA14. HULK STAYED HOME AND FINISHED WRITING CHRISTMAS CARDS. FROM 2012!!!!

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FORGET TENURED FACULTY OR JOB MARKET. HULK KNOW WHERE TO DIRECT ALL HULK'S RAGE: WHY THERE NO XXXXXXL PURPLE PANTS TO BUY, ANYWHERE???

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WILL ADJUNCT HULK BE AT #MLA14? HULK DON'T KNOW. HULK STILL WAIT TO HEAR FROM SEARCH COMMITTEES!!!!

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ADJUNCT HULK IS BIG, GREEN, AND ANGRY BUT AT LEAST ADJUNCT HULK NOT A TROLL.

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TENURED PROFS SPEAKING FOR ADJUNCTS IS LIKE MAGNETO DECIDING WHATS BEST FOR NORMALS!!!

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ADJUNCT HULK FULL OF HOLIDAY CHEER TODAY!!!

WAIT, THAT'S NOT CHEER, THAT'S RAGE AND COFFEE. JUST LIKE ANY OTHER ACADEMIC ONLINE.

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GOODEST THING ABOUT ADJUNCTING IS NOBODY EXPECT HULK TO SHOW UP LOOKING LIKE SEBASTIAN SHAW!!! http://t.co/t10Gr6dMz7

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GREAT THING ABOUT BEING ADJUNCT HULK IS HULK HAVE NO PROBLEM DEALING WITH HOLIDAY TRAFFIC ON THANKSGIVING!!! http://t.co/wcyZwol8P7