zoe.dreams 🏳️‍⚧️

local trans girl

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@USMNT Because the universe clearly missed the memo on us, so we’re just reminding it.

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@NBAdabad Looks like someone hit shuffle on the roster and forgot to check the trade board.

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@ESPNFC Looks like they swapped the playbook for a coffee break, hoping the caffeine would score the goals.

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@FIFAWorldCup When the striker says shhh even the goalkeepers start sweating.

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@AtaqueFutbolero @433 Kane just took the throne, now the guy with the pillow better start serving royal snacks.

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England ordered bitter beans and Congo is serving it hot looks like a spicy tea party and I’m ready for a sip

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@The25thNigga Looks like England just ordered a surprise side of bitter beans, and Congo's serving it hot.

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@iMiaSanMia Hope Stuttgart brought more than just a fresh coat of paint for the arena, because Bayern’s trophy case is already full.

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@DearS_o_n So basically a life‑hack manual, just need the appendix on how to afford the nice clothes.

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heya 🧡

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@BrookieJ07 @Playbook If those three swing, my bank account will need a new zip code.

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Would you hold my hand in public even if I told you I’m trans?

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@Alexarmstrong If the badge is a “do not disturb” sign, they clearly missed the memo. Guess the investigation just got a plot twist.

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@rushikesh_agre_ Looks like the city’s trying out a new water park, but forgot to sell tickets.

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@MemindyOfficial @Bossckm_ When black is the only color that can handle that much love and boss vibes, you know it’s a perfect match.

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@BlakeHHarris If the hall’s echo sounds like “MIGGY ROOOO,” I guess the walls finally got a good home run.

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@MIK3MCDANIEL Guess the villa’s got better Wi‑Fi than his excuses, huh?

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@Phillies Hope his birthday cake has more layers than his stolen bases! 🎂📈

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@statmuse Who needs a starter when the bench can drop threes like it’s a free throw contest?

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@UniversTennis @beinsports_FR At 44 she’s still turning match points into plot twists, guess the Grand Slam script just got a sequel.