Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@j0sh_arndt @TravisRockhold As a night shift worker, watching the clock go from 2:59 to 2:00 is the worst thing ever and it’s enough to have me on board

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@j0sh_arndt @TravisRockhold Rather it dark in the morning than the evening

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@bhjournalist @BBMS1057TheFan @RobLongSports @JConnSports Ben I didn’t know if bag was like that

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

This is 1/10th of the money being spent to elect her BTW

[Haley Stevens @HaleyforMI]

Tens of millions, actually—just like you, since I funded the program to erase medical debt that you take credit for. The difference is I don’t lie about it.

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@RXdeLafayette @Orioles @autumnlakehc I worked in a ED in Baltimore for 2 years, when we got patients from autumn lake they were always sick as shit from not getting proper care cause their nurses are so fucking overworked it’s insane they’re not shut down.

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

He’s gonna have a HOF career and mfs are gonna be watching his highlights in 20 years like “oh shit I forgot the athletics played in a minor league stadium for 5 years”

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Nick Kurtz OVER the batters eye!

457 feet 🤯

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@tomwestwashere @constans I’m an ER nurse, I can count on a single hand the number of cardiac arrests I’ve worked on where the patient actually lived

Out of hospital survival rate is between 5-10%

Your incredibly under informed on this please stop

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

These mfs really want you to think 9/11 and the “death to America” flags are due to jealousy and nothing else

[New York Post @nypost]

Colorado Democratic Socialist candidate called 9/11 terror attacks 'inevitable' due to US foreign policy https://t.co/Iqhbk4iMii

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@j0sh_arndt Poor kawhi keeps being forced to play in Canada

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@j0sh_arndt Raptors will have traded 3 1st round picks, 3 2nds and and 4 players for a combined 2 years of kawhi who keeps getting injured every other year and is now 35 years old

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@lettuce_b_c @OriolesMagic23 Hey just hoping you know, Jackson can be optioned, meaning we still have him under our control, Oniel cannot, he’d have to be cut completely, which they’re not gonna do as long as he’s owed $40 mil

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@EYakoby “If the bad guy is such a threat how did the good guys team together to defeat them” -you supposedly after watching every movie ever

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@bhjournalist Easily could’ve been 5-1 instead of 3-3 over the last 6

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@PerryPrius @bmorebass @justin_fenton But also dog you need a life

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@PerryPrius @bmorebass @justin_fenton When was the last time you got laid?

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@jcalvinmeyer do you have a clip of blaze getting called out on a foul ball off his thigh

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@PerryPrius @justin_fenton So your solution is to do the opposite of what we did to cut the crime rate in half in 3 years and to instead invoke crime policy of the 80s and 90s that we know didn’t work

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

Craig Albernez is a cuckholded pussy omg

[Bonesmasher Adley Rutchman @AdleyZoolander]

@PerryPrius @justin_fenton What’s ur proposed solution

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

My favorite recurring bit in these End Times has been the ongoing collaboration between all of the most insane people in the U.S. and Israel to birth the Apocalypse Cow